Bat Wing - Daily Style

Today was delightful. Browny (my work mate) and I snuck away for a delicious hot chocolate at lunch time and I’m just about to leave work for the weekend. I was supposed to go to an audition but that got cancelled so I’m going to drink wine with the director instead!

* Jeans from Jag

* Shoes from Nine West

* Singlet top from Sportsgirl

* Top thrifted

* Bracelets from Equip - I bought these from the loveliest girl who, when I went to the counter with matching bracelets, said ’Oh these are same! We have a whole pile of different ones over here that are discounted!’ when I told her that I actually wanted two the same and I planned to wear one on each wrist (I love symmetrical jewellery) she looked confused for minute. Then she very slowly kind of half slipped them over her wrist as if she was imagining what they might look like. Then she nodded and said ‘Cool!’. It was very cute like as if the thought had never occurred to her before.

* Necklace from Equip

This evening my Mr Smaggle is cooking me dinner and we are continuing our Big Love Season 2 marathon. The show is awesome and if you want to comment about how much you love it please do. Although no spoilers I’m only up to the third episode of season 2. If you haven’t seen it, rent it now. I love my little polygamists SO MUCH!

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

 

Pretty Things for Friday

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Just a few things that I love, want, need for Friday…

* The most gorgeous sketch of a shoe

* The coolest way to wear a scarf

* Although part of me hates Disney these dresses are awesome

* I want a Casio Calculator Watch. Because Jenine has one.

* Make your own Prada-esque peplum

* A lovely little rant about dressing your age

* I’m heart broken that I missed out on buying this jumpsuit

* A lovely quote from Imelda

* I don’t know what the hell is going on with this girl’s legs but I freakin love it

 Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

 

Windy Day - Daily Style

Today was a crazy busy day again as usual. This afternoon I’m off to have coffee with my lovely friend (might squeeze in a little shopping first) and then I’m going to bed early tonight. Seriously. If I don’t I may well die.  

* Opaques from Myer

* Shoes from Gertrude St in Melbourne

* Dress from Brand Depo

* Cardigan from Giovanni

* Belt thrifted

* Hair clip from Sportsgirl

* Head band from Diva

* Necklace from Robin’s Jewellery Box

I learnt something really interesting today. You know how when people get really, really scared they…um…defecate themselves? Ever wondered why that happens? Well apparently it’s based on an actual animalistic in-built panic response that we humans have. Millions of years ago if human beings were being threatened by a dinosaur, the main threat was that we were going to be eaten. The body’s mechanical response is to make itself as unappealing as quickly as possible to deter the hungry predator who, if all goes according to plan, will now be turned off their dirty victim. So there you have it. That’s why we shit ourselves when we are scared. Aren’t you glad I share these things with you?

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

 

A Brief History of the life of Coco Chanel

Who has been to the library recently? Aren’t they grand? Full of books divided by subject, with no borrowing limit and it doesn’t cost you a cent. I know all this information is quite obvious but really, libraries are awesome. I recently borrowed a book called Coco Chanel and Chanel which was about Chanel’s business, her life and how she struggled to juggle both at the same time. The interesting thing is that the book is written from a business perspective not a fashion perspective. It made me see Chanel as less of a timeless fashion icon and more of an historical pioneer of feminism and independence. Here is a time line of her life that I have devised based on the book. It highlights her achievements and her heartaches and illustrates that her talent for fashion may well have been driven by her desire to succeed in business rather than a passion for art…

1883 - Gabrielle Chanel is born in Saumur France on 19th August. Astrologically this makes her a gutsy Leo. Naturally.

1895 - Coco’s mother dies at the age of thirty-three and her father pulls a dodgy and refuses to take care of the kiddies. So Coco and her older sister Julie are shipped off to an orphanage. Coco is 12 at this stage.

1900 - At age 17 Coco leaves the orphanage and is sent to a convent in Moulins, France.

1909 - Chanel moves to Paris and starts designing hats for friends. This is when she realises that she belongs in a world of opulence and she makes friends with artists and writers living in Paris. Her hat designs are clean and simple and are favoured among young women who are rejecting the elaborate hats that are in vogue.

1910 - Chanel’s lover, Boy Chapel throws some money at her and she opens a hat shop on rue Cambon in Paris. She has a crisp white awning out the front of the shop with ‘Coco Chanel’ painted on it in black letters and this marks the beginning of the famous double ‘C’ Chanel logo.

1913 - Again with the help of Boy Chapel, Chanel opens a second store selling sportswear in Deauville France. Women are beginning to despise their restrictive under garments and Chanel begins developing clothing in new shapes that don’t require the re-positioning of a women’s internal organs.

1914 - Chanel uses her business brain to cash in on the war - Realising that women now need to work she designs simple, classic clothes that women can work and play in. She uses men’s designs and adapts them for women. Pullover tops, cardigans and sports jackets are her most popular pieces and modern young women flock to buy her comfortable, practical and stylish designs.

1915 - Chanel opens a third shop this time in Biarritz, a resort town on the coast of France. She recognises that the wealthy vacationers of this town have plenty of money to waste so she creates one-of-a-kind evening dresses that sell for exorbitant amounts. She imports trimmings and fabrics that are not available in France due to the war. The decadence and rarity of her designs are sought after amongst those that can afford them.

1916 - Chanel’s stores are so successful that by the end of the year she has three hundred staff in her employment. Her success means that she is able to pay back her loan from Boy Chapel and becomes totally and completely financially independent. For a woman in 1916, this is a remarkable achievement. Apparently Boy Chapel was surprised to get his money back as loans made to women back then were considered gifts rather than loans. She is the first designer to use jersey in outer garments as well as underwear and is fast developing a radical reputation for herself.

1918 - Chanel is devastated as after an 8 year relationship with Boy Chapel he grows tired of waiting for her to marry him. So he marries the daughter of an English pioneer, Diana Wyndham. Boy Chapel and Chanel remain close friends. Around this time Chanel takes the shape of the chemise undergarment and designs one of the first 1920’s drop-waist ’sack’ dresses. She is becoming a fashion icon herself and young women are starting to copy her look - slim, elegant and youthful with short, neat hair and bright red lipstick.

1919 - Boy Chapel dies in a car accident.

1921 - Chanel has a new man in her life, Grand Duke Dimitri Pavlovich. At age thirty-eight Chanel launches her most famous perfume - Chanel No.5

1925 - Chanel meets the Duke of Westminster in Monte Carlo, marking the beginning of their 5 year  relationship.

1929 - Chanel opens a boutique for her accessories and Chanel No.5 is established as the leading scent in the world. She is the first designer to make costume jewellery fashionable, even desirable. Before Chanel it was considered tacky to wear anything other than real gems.

1930 - The Duke leaves Chanel and marries Loelia Mary Ponsonby.

1931 - Chanel begins designing clothes for Hollywood films and signs a lucrative 1 million dollar contract.

1930’s - Chanel’s position as fashion leader is threatened by Italian designer Elsa Schiaperelli. Chanel’s designs are starting to be seen as frumpy and Elsa is cornering the popular youth market. Chanel’s classic designs are seen as boring and the whimsical and worldly ‘Schap’ is taking the fashion world by storm. Chanel becomes romantically involved with artist Paul Iribarnegaray. She also releases a new collection, comfortable in the knowledge that there are elegant and sophisticated women who prefer her designs. Obviously she is correct in this assumption.

1935 - Iribarnegaray dies suddenly of a heart attack which marks yet another emotional blow for Chanel.

1936 - During troubled times in France, Chanel is faced with the strike of at least a hundred of her workers. She fires them, realises she actually needs them and then hires them all back. She reluctantly concedes to their demands but builds herself a reputation as a rogue employer.

1939 - The outbreak of World War II - Chanel declared it was ‘no time for fashion’ and took a fifteen year break from her beloved business. She lives off the royalties of her famous perfume. Chanel closes her fashion houses and starts a relationship with German officer Hans Gunther von Dincklage.

1940’s - Fashion designer Chistian Dior starts to dominate the styles of the time with an exaggerated silhouette and brings back the use of restrictive corsetry. Chanel thought Dior’s New Look was ridiculous and that his large skirted, tiny waisted designs were totally unsuitable for the modern world.

1954 - Chanel, aged seventy, presents a new collection for the first time in 15 years. The reviews are quite critical and many say that Chanel should have stayed in retirement.

1971 - Coco Chanel dies, aged eighty seven.

1983 - Karl Lagerfeld becomes design director for the House of Chanel and slowly rebuilds the damaged reputation of one of the oldest fashion houses in Paris.

A few Chanel quotes from the book -

“God knows I wanted love. But the moment I had to choose between the man I loved and my dresses, I choose the dresses.”

“When I think of work, I think of the women I try to dress, not the couture house… Once I helped liberate women, I’ll do it again”

“After fifty you have to deserve your face”

“I never looked so much for someone to love, as for somebody to love me”

I also found out that she considered five to be her lucky number and presented all her collections in fives. Her collections would be shown on the fifth day of the month and her famous perfume is of course, Chanel No.5.

After reading this book I can see how much Chanel sacrificed to become the legend that she is today. She had several long love affairs which ended either with the sudden death of her partner or his sudden departure as he found another woman. It’s obvious that her top priority was her business and that she never had the time or desire for marriage and children. Something tells me that she never regretted her choices either.

For as long as I can remember I have always been more interested in the author of a book than the actual book itself. Reading Virginia Woolf at university only made me want to read her biography and I developed an unhealthy obsession with Lewis Carroll in my late teens. It’s only natural that these voyeuristic tendencies of mine would eventually lead to the manic researching of my favourite designers. Knowing the story behind the success gives Chanel’s collections new resonance and I doubt I will look at a Chanel 2.55 in the same way again…

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

P.S For the boys who read my blog - a Chanel 2.55 is the classic quilted bag with a chain strap. Mischa Barton has one in every colour and if you love your girlfriend (or fag hag) you will buy her one immediately.

 

 

Ruffles and Lace - Daily Style

Sorry for not posting yesterday my lovelies but we were having serious staffing issues at work and I kind of had to freelance myself yesterday. So by the time I got home from hours of examining test papers my eyes just couldn’t cope with words anymore. Also my cat’s head exploded on me last night and I was far too traumatised to continue with any usual activities. It’s not really as bad as it sounds but he likes to get in fights with other cats so he is generally scabby and pus-ridden most of the time. One of his particularly nasty and infected wounds decided to pop open RIGHT AS HE WAS SITTING BESIDE ME!!! I’m telling you that gunk was one centimetre away from Peter Alexander slippers. So after my bath of disinfectant last night I had little time to blog about frivolous things such as fashion. I was too busy wondering what diseases he passed on to me. Was that an over share?

* Opaques from Myer

* Shoes from Big W

* Skirt from Tree of Life

* Belt from a costume from a musical I was in

* Top from Target

* Necklace Smaggle made

This afternoon I’m off to the gym and then Mr Smaggle and I are starting on Season 2 of Big Love. Oh hell yeah!

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

Nancy Cunard - Daily Style

I couldn’t be bothered taking my shampoo, conditioner, hair dryer, hair wax, mousse, mist and gel away with me for the weekend so I just took my turban instead. I was actually laughed at for wearing this today. I walked into another office (where everyone is under the age of twenty and apparently exempt from the office dress code because the standard uniform appears to be thongs and jeans) and there was a group of young girls who stopped talking and stared at me. Then the leader of the group rolled her eyes and they all started laughing. It was so weird and childish. I’m not at all offended (I’m not too keen on taking fashion advice from the Plumber’s Crack and Plastic Nails Association) but just fascinated that people still do that. Bless them. They are probably right out of high school, still reeking with insecurity and vehemently dissing any article of clothing not currently carried in FCUK. What a sad little existence for them. Well, that’s what the mature Lady Smaggle thought anyway. The real Lady Smaggle thought ‘Get FCUK-ed you mangy little bitches. I happen to be channeling Nancy Cunard. Maybe if you tore your eyes away from your mobile phone for a second you might see that dressing like a clone of Jordan is nasty. Just like your skanky white tracksuit pants. And wash your damn face. Don’t just keep troweling your make-up over last night’s crust. Oh and one more thing - The Pussycat Dolls suck. They are strippers. Not singers. Take their dumb-arse song off your ring tone.’

* Skirt from Sportsgirl

* Opaques from Myer

* Boots from Payless

* Shirt thrifted

* Obi belt thrifted

* Brooch thrifted

* Turban from Ebay

* Ring from Mr Smaggle from Dubai

* Ring Smaggle made

I feel so much better now…

Feel free to have a little rant in the comments section below. It’s surprisingly liberating. Have a rant about anything! Bad drivers, hideous work colleagues, loser ex-boyfriends. The sky’s the limit for Hava-Rant Monday!

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

Glass blowing - Daily Style

Today was quite delicious. Mr Smaggle and I went to a bead store and I stocked up on supplies. Then we went to the markets and had basil chicken for lunch. Afterwards we went to the Glassworks and watched our friend Matt give a presentation on glass blowing which was insanely interesting and Mr Smaggle took some gorgeous photos of the old building. I’m just about to eat some toast and spend the evening making bead woven rings for my NMIT portfolio…

* Patterned fishnets from Target

* Shoes from Gertrude St Melbourne

* Skirt thrifted

* Belt thrifted

* Scarf from Portmans

* Bangles from Diva and thrifted

How was your weekend?

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

Not quite fashion…

I mentioned the other day that I was going home to make peanut butter slice for a peanut butter addicted friend and I thought I would include some pics for you. When I saw Sam last night (before he knew I had made the slice for him) he was all annoyed and said ‘So… who’s this peanut butter addicted friend that you’re making this slice for?’. I was all ‘It’s you, dickhead.’ He was quite delighted…

I promise this isn’t turning into a cooking blog. I’m just a totally gluten-free Nigella Lawson right now and I like to brag. 

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

 

Working Saturday - Daily Style

I’ve nearly finished work and then I’m heading to my mate’s house for an early dinner. Then it’s over to Mr Smaggle’s house for drinks tonight. Tomorrow I plan on sleeping and sitting.

* Opaques from Myer

* Dress from Belt

* Boots from Nine West

* Thrifted Vest

* Thrifted necklace (it’s actually a belt from the 1920’s but it doesn’t fit around my waist. Or anyone elses for that matter.)

* Top from Valley girl

* Charm bracelet from Mama Smaggle

* Silver bracelet from Mama Smaggle

* Clear Bangle from Diva

* Ring from Mr Smaggle from Dubai

I also bought fluoro orange nail polish today. I’m not quite sure how I feel about it yet…

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

Facehunter Favourites

I love Facehunter. I don’t necessarily love every outfit that he immortalises on his precious site but rarely a day goes by that I don’t audibly gasp at least at one of his shots. Today I gasped at every single one. Maybe I’m having a particularly lenient day. Or maybe there’s something about this group of ladies that knocks the breath out me…

Things I be needin…

* Chunky shoes

* Long tousled etherial hair

* A blunt, ruler straight fringe

* Long giraffe-like limbs

* Pouty red lips

* Shoes with buckles

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

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