6 Fashion disasters to avoid…
Here are a few fashion tips I picked up while wandering through the city last night. Just a few things I think everyone should know…
* If you can see your cellulite through your skirt it’s too small.
* Boys – If you want to get laid do not buy pants from Allens, Big W or K-mart. Especially ‘dress’ pants.
* It’s probably a good idea to put clothes on over the top of your underwear if you plan on appearing in public.
* Chunky glitter eyeshadow is nasty. It looks like that gel crap that came with that enlarged Barbie doll toy that terrified the children of the eighties. The one that was a life sized doll face that you practiced make up on and it looked like a severed head?
* Flat shoes are more attractive than stilletos that have dug a deep ravine in your heel causing you to walk like you have a bar stool shoved where the sun don’t shine.
* Wash your hair.
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx
Your funny! I often wonder if people look at themselves before they venture out in to the public arena!! Cellulite and a tight skirt – that is just gross and embarrasing for the girl/woman. Hope your having a lush weekend!
I love you, lady smaggle…
My cousins had one of those severed head barbies and I was jealous??!!! Strange.
Wow…you could pick up UNWASHED hair in the dark…superpowerful!
Bridie – My weekend was lush thank you! And yes it was rather an awful look for the poor girl. I could actually see it from a distance…
Jordan Best – I love you too angel!
Fliss – Yes is was strange that you were jealous. Those things were feral.
Susie Bubble – Oh it was MAJORLY unwashed hair as in it was about to dreadlock… I could pick that up from 50 feet away!
You’re so right. One of my colleages of about 45 years old always uses glittery make-up, it looks just horrible.