Here are a few fashion tips I picked up while wandering through the city last night. Just a few things I think everyone should know…

* If you can see your cellulite through your skirt it’s too small.

* Boys – If you want to get laid do not buy pants from Allens, Big W or K-mart. Especially ‘dress’ pants.

* It’s probably a good idea to put clothes on over the top of your underwear if you plan on appearing in public.

* Chunky glitter eyeshadow is nasty. It looks like that gel crap that came with that enlarged Barbie doll toy that terrified the children of the eighties. The one that was a life sized doll face that you practiced make up on and it looked like a severed head? 

* Flat shoes are more attractive than stilletos that have dug a deep ravine in your heel causing you to walk like you have a bar stool shoved where the sun don’t shine.

* Wash your hair.

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx