Alexander McQueen and the Royal art of subtlety…

God help me. After months of torturing myself over the 2008 Alexander McQueen Spring Collection I have just gone and over dosed on his splendid accessories. It’s really cruel. Hankering after a particularly gorgeous pair of Nine West metallic wedges is fine because in reality I could actually own them. Alexander McQueen places me squarely in a torturous fantasy land… one that has me wanting to sell my car just to get my hands on these bitchin’ boots…

How magical is this little bag? I imagine that a tiny dragon lives inside it and he will blast gentle but deadly flames at the sticky fingers of pick pockets…

 

How on earth am I supposed to continue to kick arse in this world with out these boots? How?

 

Don’t even try to tell me that you didn’t want to be Ginger Spice okay? And don’t tell me you don’t love a diamante studded gold skull. There are some things in life you just can’t bullshit about.

Okay this is ugly. But how fabulous is it? It’s like carrying your own little Russian Cossack around with you all day…

I think I just creamed my pants a little…

Love Lady Smaggle

Photos from Style.com

xxx

 

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8 Comments
  1. cookie

    so misery loves company hey? Trying to make us join you in the torturous panting& lust for objects way out in the millionaire stratosphere? huh? mission accomplished.

    I’m totally with you on those last shoes. I dont even Wear heels but I’d be totally ass kickin in a angelina crossed with catherine zeta kinda way in those… and that bag with the dragon..even if it didn’t have a dragon inside you could fairly crack the skull of a would be thief
    oooooohhhh…..not fair. sigh.

  2. princessnaea

    o o o o o.

    WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? NOW I CANNOT CONCENTRATE ON ANYTHING BECAUSE I WANT THAT GOLD-EGG-BAG.

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  3. Ivy

    Oh man, I really want those shoes. And the boots. They remind of something a dominatrix would wear. I can think of naughty things she would do with that heel – ouch! lol

  4. susie_bubble

    I love the ugly quality of that bag!

  5. JULIA

    those heels are to die for

  6. JULIA

    those heels are to die for

  7. WendyB

    I want everything. Please wrap it up and send it to me.

  8. MizzJ

    Ooh I love Alexander McQueen, there is just something so ridiculously opulent and medieval about his style. Those boots are amazing and that egg-purse would go great with a really English stodgy pocket-watch, which is another secret life-long lust of mine to own.

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