Comments on: Have A Rant Monday

By: Lady Smaggle

Lady Smaggle — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:34:34 +0000

Super Kawaii Mama – Oh well done you. There really is nothing like bad service is there?

Grant – Oh that sounds like a bad day. I hate doing menial tasks.

E – Ha ha! Vegetarian prawn sauce! That’s hilarious!

Anairam – Oh don’t say that! Now I feel bad! And I’ll have to think way more carefully in the future about the victims of my Hava-rant Monday rants.

The Sunday best – Oh my god I HATE THAT!!! Seriously just a smile will suffice.

Ambika – Oh poor kitty. I love my kitten but I hate him very much when he does that.

The Clothes Horse – People with no spacial awareness make me so angry.

Fifi – Oh honey! How frustrating for you!

Mrs Munk – Oh back stabbing cow beware. I hate nasty co-workers. It’s just not cool. I mean you’re all miserable being there – why add to it?

By: Mrs Munk

Mrs Munk — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:04:16 +0000

my rant is aimed at the back stabbing cow I work with. She has been here about 2 months (as opposed to my 2 years) and decided the best way to get in good with the boss is to bad mouth all of the people who work in her section – myself included. And now she expects me to help her when she doesn’t know how to do soemthing because she is “the new girl”??? What the??? Well, maybe I will help you, you silly bitch. I will help you receive my foot up your ass. Right after i go to senior management to dob on you. Yes, very mature I know (never ever get on a cranky pregnant ladys bad side people. you will regret it) but I feel it is my duty.

sorry for the mega harsh rant. I promise next week will be a nice rant

By: Fifi

Fifi — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:52:40 +0000

i HATE people who insist on talking to you when you’re CLEARLY trying to read… Yesterday I was trying to make time while sitting waiting go faster by reading a lovely collection of essays by the lovely David Hare… There is nothing worse than having to constantly look up from your lovely lyrical prose to answer questions like ‘so what did you have for lunch today…?’, ‘what time do you think we’ll get out of here…?’ or worst ‘so… what are you reading…?’ NOTHING YOU DOUCHE-I CAN’T GET A SENTENCE FINISHED COS YOU KEEP TALKING TO ME!!!

By: The Clothes Horse

The Clothes Horse — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:44:23 +0000

People should be more observant! Seriously.
Here’s my rant: stupid pack of lacrosse females. If must you exit both entrance doors in a huge swarm, after someone else has already started to enter, at least please keep your arms by your sides so you don’t smack said entering person across their front. You see, most people don’t like being hit, especially by idiots…

By: ambika

ambika — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:02:33 +0000

My only rant is aimed at my cat, who would not *shut up* between 4 & 7AM this morning. What a way to start the week…

By: TheSundayBest

TheSundayBest — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:21:10 +0000

One
Holding door open. People walk through. Nothing said. Commentary – it is not my job to hold the door for you; I am being polite. Now you be polite and say thank you or something (you horrible, horrible people).

Two
Walk down street to find ATM. ATM is gone. See people walking down, street is dead end, clearly looking for ATM. Tell them, the ATM is gone. They look at me funny. Continue. I say, the ATM isn’t there. They walk past. Keep walking. Get to end of street, see no ATM, walk back up.

What the hell???

By: Anairam Traws

Anairam Traws — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:58:42 +0000

Oops. I think I meant ‘perspective’. In my comment above. Well, I am ill, WITH a fever, so do not blame me for being a wee bit befuddled …

By: Anairam Traws

Anairam Traws — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:36:19 +0000

Oh, Lady Smaggle, it is horrible when people question our honesty, integrity & good intentions! But will you be very cross if I offer an alternative perception? Maybe the Old Lady did not think that you were lying to her, maybe she just thought that perhaps she would have the Knack. (All doors come with a built-in Knack Factor …) And then she could save all four of you from drowning or whatever. Of course she was wrong, so who do you think felt a Great Big Fool? She did – and so you should feel sorry for her, not cross!
I hope at least you enjoyed the movie!

By: E

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:29:17 +0000

… the sandwich buying lady in the queue who couldn’t get her head around vegginess – “so tuna would be OK?” (no), “ummm chicken?”, (no) “I know – prawn mayo!” (NOOOOOOOOO) …

By: Grant

Grant — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:06:36 +0000

I don’t usually buy into the whole “Monday is a cursed and wretched day” mentality, but today it seemed as though the day itself was ganging up on me. I slept in meaning I didn’t have time to make my lunch, my bus just never showed up, I got to spend all morning doing menial jobs like testing faulty toys and DVDs, then on the way home the bus driver ‘Terminated’ the evenings service because his windscreen wipers were crooked and there for mortally dangerous. I wore Chuck Taylors which are NOT water resistant at all and the sandwhich I bought from the servo nextdoor was less than fresh!!! Now I get why everyone hates Mondays!