Lady Smaggle guilty of Google smut.
Remember how upset I was a few days ago when I discovered all the fanny addicts out there who have been Googling their filth and stumbling upon Smaggle? Well my friends here’s a list of some other choice phrases that will apparently lead you to the land of Smaggle…
Crush on tim curry why? – Um… Because he is awesome and talented. And preternaturally beautiful.
Big Ass 2008 - So big asses in 2007 just weren’t doing it for you?
Katie Price in stockings - We don’t like Katie Price. Please don’t Google her again.
Tampons with applicators in Australia – Good luck sweetie. We use normal tampons here thank you very much.
Doosh long cardigan – It’s douche. And it’s not a good idea to use a long cardigan for that sort of thing. Or a short one.
Scene where samantha is fat in sex in t – This scene doesn’t exist.
lady seduce boy – Why? What have you heard about me?
Can’t find spot for tampon - I can’t help you. Actually I don’t want to help you. Please go away.
Anne Hathaway Nipples -Anne Hathaway. Shmeh. It’s nothing personal she is just really boring. I imagine that her nipples are too.
Wee little bum – What exactly were you hoping to come across searching for this?
I clearly have to brush up on my language… and stop using the word ‘fanny’. Shit. I just did it again. I’m insatiable.
Love Lady Smaggle
xxx
Snort! Chortle!
Doosh is a streetwear label. Thusly:
http://www.fashionz.co.nz/doosh/
Nadist – Oh I see! What a silly and misleading name for a clothing company.
why would you google Anne Hathaway’s nipples? I mean, c’mon. Snore.
Maybe some people WANT to look at Anne Hathaway’s nips Na. Maybe they’re doing a comparitive study with Naomi Watts. Hmmmmm!
I concur, doosh should not be the name of a clothing label. Neither should dye-a-fram or IntraUrbanDressing
Ummm . . I don’t think ‘douche’ is a word widely used in NZ. Doosh is a kind of onomatopoeic word. You know, the sound of impact. But I don’t think I really know what I’m talking about here . . .
I’ve googled Anne Hathaway’s nipples….
lol, who are these people?
the funniest keyword I have is ‘nipple’.
I agree with mr.stumpy – doosh should never be a name for a clothing label…
Ah bless the Google. It brings us the crazies.
LOLOL… omg, that was hilarious…
I do feel sorry for the perv who was looking for a “spandex girls party” on my site. I get a lot of those… hahah
Anne Hathaway – although I agree with you that she is absolutely boring – and one of those people that makes me want to punch them in the face as soon as soon as I see them, I just can’t imagine that she would have boring nipples. It’s like the theory of ugly, thin guys have fantastic penis’.
I think the best of these are ‘Lady seduce boy’ and ‘Crush on Tim Curry why?’
This post made me laugh so loudly I shocked my co-workers, who were all busy on the phone with customers. The funny thing is I work at a porn store and these are very like the random emails we get from people with very specific fetishes. Well, searches 3, 7 and 9 are.
I did not go to 4 years of evil graduate school to be called MR EVIL
Dr. Stumpy
This is hilarious. I don’t understand why there is so much stuff about tampons!!! I must have missed all of that. The best are the lady seduce boy (lolz) & doosh long cardigan!
Na – Tell me about it! Her face is enough to put me to sleep.
Angry Face – No one’s nipples compare to Naomi Watts.
Nadist – It is rather descriptive isn’t it? I’m pretty sure my friends and I are the only ones who use it regularly.
Azz – You have not.
Ivy – Oh don’t mind them. They’re the people that drink gin on the weekends. Oh and as Dr Stumpy has so plainly put it – it’s Doctor Stumpy not Mr Stumpy. As Dr Stumpy is both a doctor and a woman.
Sal – They kind of freaking me out to be honest.
Annie – Who knew I was so gross?
Emily – Um…sorry? What do you mean about the penis? I think you lost me Anne’s interesting nipples.
Grant – You work in a porn store? Cool.
Dr Stumpy – Don’t worry love I got Ivy on the right now.
Lauren – Oh I wrote an article about tampons and how stupid the American ones are. I…um… don’t what you’re talking about with the lady seduce boy thing. Seriously. He was eighteen I swear!
hahaha this post cracked me up! it reminded me of daddylikey.com’s responses to her google searches!
damn typo, i’m JOY, not jot!
Joy – Oh I know! I totally hate it when people steal my ideas but the searches were too funny not to share! I love Daddy Likely!
Lol!!
i have a question. how is it exactly that you know what people have googled that led them to here?
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