I had the most bizarre experience today. I have had the same best friend for 15 years (since I was 9 years old) and her family have become my family. I saw her dad today for the first time in a few months and he has shaved his whole beard off and I’m shocked to discover that he actually has a face. It was so jarring – like he has been wearing a mask for 15 years. He said I was wearing Collingwood colours… I assume he meant a football team.

* Dress from Valley Girl

* Cardigan from Myer

* Obi belt thrifted

* Opaques from Coles

* Vivienne Westwood for Melissa Mary Janes

* Glitter belt worn as headband from a play I did

* Earrings from Mr Smaggle (he was courting me at the time – oooooh lov-ers!)

I’m just about to finish work and have a relaxing cocktail with my gay husbands Matt and Ged.

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx