Here is a list of the things that are giving me stomach ulcers right now… consider this a rant. 

1. My parents are selling my house and the real estate agents have removed several important items that are obviously considered offensive to potential buyers. Things like toilet paper, towels, the fruit bowl, kitchen knives, my bin, all of my shower products and my clock. I’m really sick of throwing rubbish on the floor where the bin used to be and not having a towel to dry my face on. The lack of toilet paper also presents issues.

2. My work load has increased by 500% in the last week. It does this about four times a year for a week or two and then it goes back to normal. Right now I’m considering having myself hospitalised because I can’t fit 12 hours of work into the day. It’s relentless. 

3. I have to have my application completed by Thursday morning so I can post it before I go away for the weekend. FREAKING OUT… but loving my readers for helping me! Blush!

4. I have to learn all my lines for my play BEFORE the first rehearsal which is on Monday next week. For those of you who don’t do acting it’s a really weird thing to have to do. Normally you learn the lines as you go along. 

5. I have to go away for four days at the busiest time of the year for a relaxing hen’s weekend. Which will be amazing… if only I had the time to relax.

6. I broke the law today in front of a learner driver and he copied me. Now I have all kinds of death toll guilt. For the record, I ran a red light. 

What else is a girl to do but slap on some killer new heels, paint her eyes with apple green shadow and dance her way through the day? And that’s just what I did. 

* Jeans from Jag

* Top from Material Pleasures (second hand store)

* Singlet top from Supre

* Earrings from Diva 

* Shoes from Nine West (my birthday present to myself – cream and black patent leather platforms. Sigh!)

So is everyone else’s lives falling apart or is it just me?

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx