Failed out of Africa – Daily Style

 

I was aiming for a Diana Vreeland-shooting-an-out-of-Africa-themed-spread-for-Vogue-safari-chic kind of thing but I’m thinking I look a little bit like Jessica Simpson pre-Daisy Duke slut shorts. Oh well. At least I’m rocking my Kenneth Jay Lane…

* Skirt from 7 Angels in Melbourne

* Men’s dinner shirt from Dangerfield outlet in Melbourne

* Obi belt from DFO in Melbourne

* Shoes from Sportsgirl

* Necklace from Diva

* Snake bangle from Diva

* Kenneth Jay Lane double tiger head bangle from Mr Smaggle

Okay so you know how I have toilet issues in my building? Well I have just trumped every disgusting situation that I have ever encountered. Today I found a USED panty liner stuck to the toilet bowl. Then I ruined everyone’s lunch by telling them about it while they were eating. He he he. Suckers.

This evening I’m dragging Browny to the gym because she feels fat. Her size six pants are feeling a little tight. Sympathy factor of zero. Then I’m cooking delicious fish with Mr Smaggle for dinner and then I’m forcing him to watch Brittany’s confession on T.V tonight. I’m shivering with delight!

Love Lady Smaggle

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18 Comments
  1. Scribbles

    LOL it’s hard to feel sympathy when tiny people feel fat – when PCock is telling me she’s ginormous, I’m thinking does that make me morbidly obese?
    That panty liner thing is foul… honestly, who manages to grow up without having basic toilet etiquette?? Anyway hun, you look gorgeous hun, Jessica Simpson influenced or not :D

  2. Nadist

    When it comes to rocking an obi belt, you stand alone. Without peer.

    (They look so good that it makes me wish I could wear them without getting mightily irritated.)

  3. flissa

    Hmmmm. I saw a USED pad floating just as I was about to go for a swim in the beach at San Sebastian (Spain) – so I am kinda thinking at least the panty liner was not a honking pad and that it was in the vacinity of where it’s supposed to be (however certainly do not condone sticking used panty liners to toilet seats).

    ALSO, I was speaking to a doctor at work who saw Cosi today. She loved the energy of ….. Cherokee!!! (which meant that I was then able to boast about knowing you)

  4. flissa

    Shit – Cherry (sorry!!!)

  5. Lady Smaggle

    Scribbles – Seriously. I’m going to punch the next size 6 girl who complains about feeling fat. It’s all relative people!

    Nadist – This one actually makes me sweat like a mofo underneath! But I love it!

    Flissa – Awesome!!! It’s okay I’ll forgive you… you haven’t seen it!

  6. susie_bubble

    Wish I did ‘Out of Africa’ half as well as you do!

  7. x Miss Corrine x

    Uggggggggh, that is insane! Bad toilet etiquette is the WORST!

    But on a completely different note.. you look utterly divine!

  8. Eyeliah

    still and always love this skirt!

  9. Marianne

    Used panty liner on toilet bowl? Pah, Lady Smaggle, that’s nothing. A few jobs back someone actually managed to shit on the seat. (How? HOW?!) And where did this happen? A dodgy mechanics portaloo? After a rowdy, week-long festival? Nope – at a small design studio in South Melbourne. Blee.

    On a MUCH nicer note, you look fabulous! I love the skirt and shirt and all! Your hair is also looking great, as per usual :)

  10. Pam Power

    You pretty, Lady Smaggle!

  11. Sal

    What, exactly, about this outfit is “failed”? Looks pretty awesome to me, Smaggle.

  12. Grant

    Firstly, I don’t think you failed this look at all, but rather that you rocked it!

    Secondly, I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED THE BRITNEY THING!!! I’m so f**king sad now :(

    Xx

  13. Chic Looks

    This look is fantastic, i cant see any signs of failure.

  14. Eyeliah

    You NEED to check out this post http://stylesymmetry.com/?p=644
    :-)

  15. sarah von

    You are rocking that outfit – with absolutely no Jessica Simpson in sight!

  16. MizzJ

    Argh I totally missed the Britney special!!! I wonder if one can download it somewhere online? Haha I don’t think you look like Jessica at all!

  17. Lady Smaggle

    Susie_bubble – Oh it’s all in the hair!

    Miss Corrine – Why thank you. I think bad toilet manners are the absolute worst.

    Eyeliah – Me too! I’m wearing it at a strapless dress right now!

    Marianne – Oh jesus. I went to all an girls school and someone wrote a message on the bathroom wall with her own shit.

    Pam power – Thanks love! The lipstick is rockin!

    Sal – Aw thanks! I was feeling a little country…

    Grant – Don’t worry love it was shit anyway!

    chic looks – Thanks!

    Eyeliah – Ha ha! We’ve since discussed this!

    Sarah von – He! Thank you!

    Mizzj – it was crap. Don’t waste you time!

  18. selina

    i don’t know if i’ve told you this (there is a lot of call for yucky stories on smaggle, hehe!) but last year when i shared a bathroom with 15 girls, there was period blood in the shower (and lots of hair), and not just blood, there was a blood CLOT. argh!!!! i was traumatised. we worked out who it was too…

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