New Years Health Resolutions by Lady Smaggle

I’m sick of making silly, hardcore resolutions every year that are dripping with negativity. I won’t do this, I won’t do that… bleurgh! This year is the year of wills for Smaggle so I’m making a list of the things I WILL do instead of all that yucky no stuff…

* I WILL eat good, fresh and delicious food.

* I WILL break a sweat everyday. I made this resolution last year too and stuck to it. Seriously, exercise is like heroin. Get into it. Exercise I mean… obviously not heroin.

* I WILL take the time to paint my fingernails.

* I WILL keep up with my skin care routine.

* I WILL wear high heels and not care that I am a towering giant.

* I WILL wear red lipstick during the day.

* I WILL make an effort to look nice every single day.

* I WILL have a gin and tonic on the weekends and not feel guilty about it.

* I WILL get mega buff, avoid carbohydrates like the plague, become a strict vegan, have regular colonoscopies, get a little preventative botox, marry a millionaire and do Cindy Crawford’s Buns of Steel until I can crack walnuts in my butt cheeks.

Wish me luck!

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

Lita

Not sure of the health benefits of arse-cracked walnuts…
Kerrin

Have really enjoyed your NZ posts!! And your resolutions sound very sensible (well up until the last one I guess). My goal is to do yoga twice a week, so that I am less of a maniac and more in touch with my inner peace. Happy New Year lady….
fats

who’s in the photo? buff body!
E

I WILL get over the sight of that scarey, scarey man at the top of this post and his precarious trouser situation.

I like the positivity Lady S!
http://www.alreadypretty.com/ Sal

Yoiks, that’s a helluva list. Good luck. And thanks load for scaring the bejeezus out of me with that photo. ICK.
http://sydspinnin.blogspot.com sydney

I recently opted for red lipstick, and after a couple of days thinking it was too bright, it’s now my favorite look.

Oh, and that dude in the pic… I don’t know what to think… I guess just imagine him w/o the hair thing going on. Now that I can get my mind around.
http://www.stylesymmetry.com Eyeliah

What, you don’t plan to do roids and get huge like Carrot Top?
http://www.prettyprettypirate.blogspot.com Jocelyne

Why is carrot top such a freak? I think he looks like a woman, like Kathy Griffin’s sister.

Hope you had a great trip, it looked and sounded like so much fun. It’s always nice to feel refreshed after fun adventures.
http://www.uberoriginal.blogspot.com Uber Original

That photo of carrot top is soooo disturbing on so many levels hahaha. Good luck hun I don’t believe resolutions should be about banning things but more about how we can improve ourselves as individuals ie; I WILL be more positive this year (my main resolution)
http://www.skintbutstylish.com Kirby

Your resolutions sound good, very positive….

that photo scares the crap out of me…..
Emma

I WILL indulge my need for fantastic shoes.

I WILL dye my hair bright colours and stare down those who sneer.

I WILL wear red lipstick during the day – or hot pink, or flaming orange.

I WILL strut into bars like I own the place.

Hell yeah!
http://www.enny-pen.blogspot.com enny

I started the heels this year – it’s not my fault I’m 177cm, I still want to be FABULOUS!
Daria

Well there is a bit of collision of your wills. Drinking gin and tonic every weekend will not help you get rid of your fat. I mean you are so pretty, c’mon girl, lose a few kg and you will look just super!
I have lost 3 kilos since New Year’s eve. And I still do eat things i love, but setting a goal of drinking gin everyday and losing weight at the same time doesn’t sound right.
I also am soooo shy to wear any hills. I am 171 cm and I am so much taller to my boyfriend when I wear hills. But I like to think of myself as a tall supermodel at such times
http://www.smagglestyle.com Lady Smaggle

Lita – Oh there a benefits.

Kerrin – Oh yoga is SO good for that. I have to get back into stretching.

Fats – I know! He is terrifying right?

E – Ha ha! He is quite the attention grabber!

Sal – No worries love. Glad to deliver!

Sydney – Oh you have to be so brave to do it right? I’m working on it!

Eyeliah – Totally. It’s year of the red head.

Jocelyne – It was AWESOME!!! I can’t believe I’m back at work already.

Uber Original – I totally agree! I WILL be a better Lady Smaggle this year!

Kirby –

Emma – Always fabulous shoes. ALWAYS FABULOUS SHOES!!!

Enny – Me too! I’ve already started it and I’m loving it!

Daria – Hey welcome to Smaggle! The goal is actually to have a gin and tonic on weekends and not feel guilty, not everyday. Also who said anything about losing weight? My resolutions are about health not weight loss (the last one was a joke!). I already look super and I don’t need to lose weight but thanks for saying I’m pretty! And you go girl with your heels. Tis fab!

Smaggle

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