Comments on: Lady’s Daily Discoveries…

By: Dr Stumpy

Dr Stumpy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:11:42 +0000

Pater Stumpy checks “the email” on “the broadband” and was happy with his new computer has the old one didn’t have enough jigs (as in a dance)

By: eyeliah

eyeliah — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:54:19 +0000

Old people do do that! lol

By: fats

fats — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:45:13 +0000

ummm…the Spice Girls can’t sing…at all..and have made a pretty good living from it too……
about 99.9% of the time, whenever i reverse out my parking space …people will not stop to let you out!!!
Time to go find me some chocolate bunnies…..

By: Gem

Gem — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:13:14 +0000

lol… i was just compelled to say “thanks a lot” really fast about ten times to see if you were right.

You were

By: Tara

Tara — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:26:09 +0000

My dad was lying when he told me that your arm gets longer if you rub your elbow.

By: E

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:11:17 +0000

Other road users and pedestrians – who, when they get fed up of waiting to move into traffic or cross the road – often turn their head away from oncoming, heavy, hurty-hurty vehicles trundling towards them and pull out/step out. They are then suddenly shocked by the resulting smashy-smashy, swervy-swervy mayhem … “Oooh – I didn’t see them officer”.

Old people who put ‘the’ in front of really weird words, like ‘the email’ or ‘the facebook’ are often just doing it to mess with your head. MrE and I often comment on popular beat combos in this way ie The U2, with particular pleasure at the teeth-grinding caused by it. Bless.

Really old people often run down your entire genealogy whilst trying to remember your name – “I asked Steven, Katherine, Ray, Ian, Edward mmm – no you’re E; I asked E ….”

Just because someone can get into a garment – it doesn’t mean it fits them.

By: Mamma Smaggle

Mamma Smaggle — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:27:19 +0000

I still say “signed by administering nurse” in my head every time I sign my name. How mental is that! And I haven’t been a nurse for about a thousand years!

By: LaLa

LaLa — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:43:59 +0000

I still say the alphabet when I twist the stem off an apple.

By: Jocelyne

Jocelyne — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:34:47 +0000

Hey there lady!

I have been wanting to do some sort of online blogger clothing swap and I figure we are about the same size and height, would you be interested. It could be one great thing or a few, I just think it would be fun. We could either do something that we don’t want anymore or find something at a thrift specifically. Let me know if you are into it.

P.s. I love it when old people say funny things like that, they are usually so cute anyway and then the funny language tops it off perfectly.