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Lady loves…

* Losing things you love and then finding them again. Like this red school uniform hoody from Oxford in England that I’ve had for years that I thought I lost. It reminds me of drinking snake bites at the boys college across the road and spending my taxi money on chips and mayo.

* Giving myself a good old wrist slapping. I skipped half my workout today because my pants were too loose, my socks were falling down into my shoes and one of my earphones wasn’t working. I chucked a mondo tanty. Then mentally kicked my own butt all the way home for being such a poor little middle class white girl. Seriously. Lets get some perspective.

* Soy milk smoothies with bananas and frozen blueberries.

* My beautiful friends organising an Easter egg hunt. It was so much fun. We were hurling abuse and last naming each other. I don’t believe I’ve ever used the phrase ‘You’re f*cked Milthorpe!’ during an activity specifically designed for children.

* Breaking Bad. We are utterly, utterly addicted.

* Swedish Hasbeens. They are crazy expensive but when I’m rich they are going to my signature shoe and I will have twenty different pairs and that’s all I will wear. With smoky eyeliner, slim leg jeans and inky nail polish.

* My Can I Get a Consensus? segments. I love you guys so much.

* Perfect apples.

Lady loathes…

* My inability to say no. I love being busy but sometimes I hate myself for not giving myself holidays.

* Waking up feeling pummelled. For no reason.

* Designing awesome jewels while drifting off to sleep and forgetting all about them in the morning.

* Living in two cities. It’s really starting to shit me.

What about you angel face? Anything to share?

Love Lady Smaggle

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