Question – Are you a spender? Or a saver?
by Carly JacobsTheoretically speaking if you got attacked by a disgruntled albatross and were rendered bed ridden for the next six months, do you have enough money saved to survive? This is assuming that you’ve used all your sick leave for hangover recovery. You also aren’t eligible for any compensation because some kid saw you poke the albatross with a stick. Could you do it? Really? A saver could.
Please don’t assume that my tone is vitriolic with reference to those people who are spenders. In all honesty I’m jealous of them. Look, I’m a woman. I have wanted to drop a couple of hundred dollars on a handbag several times but unfortunately my anus wouldn’t let me. We have clenching issues when it comes to spending money unnecessarily. Spenders don’t have this problem. They shout everyone drinks on Saturday night then seem completely calm when they can’t pay their car rego. It’s mental.
I think we all know that I’m a saver. A big one. I like to have enough money sitting there in case I need to make a hasty exit and flee the country, bail Mr Smaggle out of jail or pay to have myself cloned. You know. Emergencies. It’s my sad fate that I will never be able to buy Louboutins without first conferring with my chocolate starfish. Sigh.
What about you? Do you spend? Or save?
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Love
Smaggle
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