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Buy a CD/iPod alarm clock, set it to your favorite song, turn the volume up really high and station it in a room OTHER than your bedroom. That way you HAVE to get up to turn it off but don’t want to smash it because of some annoying beeping.

This is the only way I’ve gotten out of bed for the past three months.

I just got dressed on the bus and had to cram a muffin in my bag because I wouldn’t get out. And then I wouldnt get out of the shower. Sigh.

Wow.  I TOTALLY suffer from this!  As soon as the alarm sounds, it suddenly feels like the bed a softer, cozier, warmer than it’s been all night.  And then I’m late for work! 

Everyday! Every single day. Whether I go to bed late or early I like my bed far too much to want to leave it in the morning. Especially to a frosty cold day outside. 

Have a child. They don’t give you any choice.

I just went through this an  hour ago! ugh…  and I’ve been the same way my whole life!   Never knew there was a  name for it.

Winter kills me. Good bye morning exercise!

Have to try that. Apparently there’s a good sleep app with a wrist band thing that wakes you up at the correct time during your sleep cycle. I’ll have to give that one a go. 

Me neither, that’s why I thought I’d post about it. Nice to know it has a name!

Bane of my morning existance. The bloody warm shower! What a time stealer. 

I definitely suffer from this! The only thing that helps me is having an early morning appointment/meeting – although I still have to set the alarm an extra half hour early. I want to train myself to just get out of bed – I think I’ll try that radio-in-the-next-room advice next.

I SO HAVE THIS!!
I can sleep for 15hrs and still can’t get outta bed!!
*hate it*
How do they determine whether you have it or not?

I have suffered from this my whole life too. When I was little my mum
would wake me and dress me while still asleep. As and adult I just found
it a real battle until I found my cure. My boyfriend came up with the
idea that while he prepared his breakfast he would also prepared mine
and bring it to me. I don’t know how but he comes in with breakfast and I
eat it half asleep until I don’t know if the eating or the coffee wakes
me up. (he’s been doing this for 9 years now and it works without fail) Some would call it the cure to dysania, I’d call it love

This is so true. I only get up early in the morning to pray but no matter how complete my sleep is, if I go back to sleep, I’d be in bed till 12. D; Even as a child, I couldn’t keep awake, my mum would have to dress me for school. e__e I’m trying to read the cures.

there is also an alarm clock that upon starting to beep rolls away to try to get away from you

do you guys suffer from anxienty or depression? i’ve had this for the duration of my life, and as a consequence could only be bothered to attend half of high school. (the after noon half)
i dont feel depressed or anxious, although thats what the internet keeps telling me. just seeing if there is common traits between us

Been like this my whole life … just about flunked out of college the first year with 7:30 am classes … switched to afternoon and night classes and passed with flying colors. I’ve tried everything … alarm clock far away from my bed, favorite song on a timed CD player … nothing works.

Well I suffer from the same I can’t get up in the morning. An I went to my doctor (for a unrelated topic) and he said I get anxious fast and I suffer from anxiety “/ so could be one reason.

This is about as legit as “restless leg syndrome”. Conditions get made up all the time because everyone is a hypochondriac, and hypochondriacs are cash cows. You people don’t have “dysania”, your brain just needs a few minutes to wake up in the morning, and some of you are probably undisciplined. It happens to everyone. 

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You need to stop acting like freaking childs and realize that we all have this problem. There is no one who like it to get out of bed to go to work on a cold whintermorning.

There’s a condition for everything, how about just calling it “bed is really comfy and humans are naturally inclined to comfort and warmth.” Syndrome.

for some people it’s not a few minutes, it can be hours and hours, and interfere with their ability to function. If a condition interferes with your ability to take care of yourself, have/keep a job, have a social life, etc., then it is a disorder. Saying people are “undisciplined” implies that they have ANY control over the situation, and is insulting.

I have this, I sleep through ANY form of alarm. If my house was burning down I would probably sleep through it. I usually end up waking up between 1 and 2 pm, which makes it incredibly difficult to have a normal job. I also crave sunlight, so being practically nocturnal is torture. Anyway, I started taking Vitamin D, Iron, and Magnesium because deficiency in any of these can cause fatigue and I figured I should cover all of my bases. I’ve found it about 50% easier to get out of bed since I’ve been taking them for a couple of weeks.

Lol I never would have though this to be a real problem until I saw a post about it on ifunny. Every morning as soon as I wake up I seem to fall back asleep without noticing it and I have over 18tardies to my first class so far this year. If anyone has advice for this it would be nice

Oh get over it!

Stupid excuse! Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni… People make names for everything. How about some discipline? Bunch of whiners.

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Bunch of pathetic whiners trying to find a disease that justifies their laziness. Get the fuck out of bed and go to work/school. It’s easy as that!

I understand why you would think like this if you don’t have this problem yourself. I do however think you would react differently if you knew the feeling.

It’s not that I don’t want to get out of bed in the morning, I just feel like I can’t. Compare it with not being able to fall asleep at night, you are really trying (lying in bed, lights off, emptying your mind, counting sheep and what not) but you just can’t. I really do try to get out of bed in the morning (setting 5 different alarms with different songs, sleeping with my curtains open) but I just CAN’T!