Yep. All I do in New York is eat frozen treats. Today’s damage was done at Pop Yogurt in SoHo. Not as great as Tasti D-Lite or Pink Berry, I have to say. Obviously we spent the afternoon in SoHo and yes, Uniqlo, Muji and All Saints are just as spectacular as you would have imagined.

Even more weird shit about the US and NY.

Their currency is like Australia’s in 1989

They have pennies. I cannot even begin to tell you how unessessary that is. I’m getting carpel tunnel from lugging around my 3 kilo wallet that’s full of quarters and one cent coins.

Low-Carb is like, so 2007

I’m a total carbo-phobe and I was trying to buy a protein bar today and the carb content in all of them was horrifying. Upon further investigation I realised I’m just terribly uncool and haven’t yet caught on to the next phase in ‘healthy eating’. FYI the trendy diet train at the moment is all about organic, raw or vegan. Seriously. If you’re doing low-carb, you might as well be wearing a scrunchie.

Flower stores are owned by cats

We are staying in Chelsea on a street that houses wholesale florists and each store has a cat door out the front, each with an awesome, friendly cat that hangs outside and guards it. I have know idea why, but I love it.

They found something for Mario Lopez to do after Saved By The Bell

He talks about things on the TV. They aren’t ads per se, but he likes to say stuff like ‘Beyonce! Lady GaGa! Kanye! All your favourite stars!’. I’m not sure exactly what he wants from me but he’s still rather pleasant to look at, so it’s not so bad.

If anyone has any New York recommendations, I’d love to hear them. Especially places where I can get frozen treats.

Also, please let me know if the New York posts are getting boring. I’m happy to throw in some regular Smaggle posts too.