It’s the week before Christmas and the insane crew at Mellow Yellow Productions are performing a short evening of whacky Christmas monologues. There’s $5 drinks, a shite load of cleavage and you’ll be home in your bed by 10pm. Tops.

If you would like to check out my acting chops, I’m on stage at Broken Mirror Studios in Brunswick from 12th Dec until the 17th Dec. Every night this week. 8pm. Cheap beer and wine. Boobs.

See you there.