5 Life Myths That I Learned From The Tanners on Full House.

5 Life Myths I Learned From Full House. from Smaggle on Vimeo.

I tried to write about this but it just wasn’t working so I made a vlog about it instead. It’s a total piece of shit but I’m crazy proud of it because I filmed, edited and made it be watchable ALL BY MYSELF… and with a little bit of help from Google… but basically ALL BY MYSELF!!! Just a warning, I swear a bit in the video and quite loudly too so maybe don’t watch it at work or if you’re my grandparents maybe you shouldn’t watch it all. There’s also a blooper at the end because I think bloopers rock.

If you like this video or Full House or girls with hair that looks like it’s half-permed then you can like me Facebook or follow me on Twitter OR BOTH! And when I can be arsed to make a YouTube channel perhaps you could like that too.

Carly is the founding editor of Smaggle which launched in 2007 back when blogging was weird. She has appeared in The Sydney Morning Herald, The Age, Cosmopolitan and Cleo magazines. Hoop earrings are totally her thing and she almost got run over by Myf Warhurst while out jogging one day.


  1. Destrehan's Daughter/Sarah 4 years ago

    Loved this so much!  Bright point in my crummy day.

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       Yay! That’s totally the point! Hope your day got better lovely one.

  2. Raquel 4 years ago

    I love you. That was excellent. I have similar thoughts about Gilmore Girls (much as I love it).

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       Hmmm…. Gilmore Girls… interesting. 🙂

  3. LaLa 4 years ago

    I’m not even finished watching this but I am already laughing so hard… 

  4. Anonymous 4 years ago

    HAhahahahahaha brilliant start to my morning with this!

    PS: About the borrowing from siblings thing, I have double standards in this. I’m completely entitled to my baby brother’s shit ‘cos I’m the elder sister and I say so, but woe betide him if he touches mine. HAH! 😀

    PPS: It’s a miracle he still loves me. 

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       I’m the baby of the family so I’m naturally adored by my parents and loathed by my brother. He still won’t share with me now!

  5. Alex 4 years ago

    I LOVE THIS. DJ Tanner got away with so much that she should no have, it’s time somebody dealt with that.

    PS – I wish you had written that letter.

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       Seriously man, I got my arse kicked for even breathing in the direction of his bedroom.

  6. Jeanie 4 years ago

    Lovin the vlog! Crazy wicked laugh out loud fun.
    As a kid I loved watching that show, but knew something wasn’t quiet right. I thought my Mum was defect.

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       Seriously YouTube it. Fabulous waste of a day it will be.

  7. Bec 4 years ago

    Lol – “Diamonds!”

  8. Fiona 4 years ago

    You freaking rock

  9. Nat 4 years ago

    Bahahahaha! DJ Tanner was a royal pain in the butt…in fact all of those girls were. However, I now feel a need to put on some culottes, crimp my hair and watch Full House reruns.

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       I could never understand why no one thought my bratty behaviour was as charming as Djs.

  10. This was hilarious! Keep doing vlogs, you’re awesome at it! 

    • Author
      Smaggle 4 years ago

       Well you all better watch out because I’ve figured out how to edit now! Mwah ha ha ha !

  11. Loganse 4 years ago

    This is freaking hilarious. Also, your Mum sounds like one ace lady. 

  12. Nessbow 4 years ago

    This made my day.  I had never realised what a bee-yatch DJ was.  Thankyou for illustrating these valuable life lessons so beautifully (although I have to admit that I am totally guilty of over-celebrating tiny victories).

  13. Olivia 4 years ago

    And I’m dead. Just what I needed to get me through the rest of this ‘meh’ Thursday!
    Favourite part? When you creepily stared at the camera while randomly poking at your phone. You are comedy gold!

  14. Fifi 4 years ago

    I just want to tell you how much I love the fact that you turned Bob Saget into a breathy woman from Louisiana. 

  15. Heather 4 years ago

    Brilliant!!!! Especially advice on siblings!!! My older brother was hardcore!

  16. Gabrielle Kelly 4 years ago

    You are amazing! Kudos. And, loving the lip colour again!

  17. Tara 4 years ago

    Oh. My god. I think I love you. You are freaking HILARIOUS. More vlogs! More vlogs!

  18. Gembalina 4 years ago

    oh god “i’m going to book into a fancy restaurant!” SO CREEPY, you are fantastic!!!

  19. Hahaha!!! 4 years ago


  20. edenland 4 years ago


Leave a Reply

Screen Shot 2012-07-22 at 10.13.41 PM
When My Boyfriend Checks Out Other Women In Front Of Me.

Over to you... how do you feel when your partner checks out other people in front of you? Do you...