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Shit Yeah and Hell No.

Shit Yeah and Hell No.
Carly Jacobs

 

Shit Yeah

* Someone I really like didn’t die. This one sounds weird but it’s a person that I work with occasionally and last time I was freelancing for this company he was really, really sick. Like probably not going to pull through kind of sick. I rocked up to the office last week and he was there and being all healthy and awesome. Made my day.

Watching My Girl 1 and 2. Back to back.

* Sporting a non-manicure. I usually have bright red or dark vampy nails in winter but this week I’ve given myself a full clean and shape and simply swiped on my base and top coat with no colour between. I kind of love it. It feels very well groomed. 

* Surpassing my donation goal of $500 for Dry July. I’m currently at $640… if you want to contribute there’s only one day left! I’m really going to need that inspiration to not get slammed on a Tuesday night.

* Learning to edit my own vlogs in iMovie. I made a video about Full House. Watch out Smagglets. It’s about to get a whole lot more vloggy around here.

* Sunday lunch with the ladies. 

Hell No

* The jerk off who side swiped my car and smashed my right mirror. Didn’t leave a note. What a tool.

* The extremely annoying lady voice that lives inside the Kinect fitness game I use. She’s all ‘Fetch your weights! It’s time to tone those arms!‘ and then I go to get my weights she’s all ‘Hey! Where are you going?‘. TO GET MY WEIGHTS YOU DUMB BITCH!!!

* Watching My Girl 1 and 2. Back to Back. Realizing a little too late that my pre-menstrual hormones are no match for the death of Thomas J. I ugly cried for a good ten minutes.

What about you? How’s your life?

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5 Comments

  1. Omega 12 years ago

    I’m struggling to find the words to describe the awesomeness of your vlog. It really makes me want to cook an epic meal and invite you to my house and fill you full of booze, or honouring your Dry July, really sugary mocktails with red cordial.. and then watch trashy old shows with you and share snarky commentary.. 
    I have season 1, 2, and 3 of 21 Jump St right here! :)Ahem. Okay. That turned out way more creepy sounding  than I was hoping. You are awesome, that is all. 

  2. maddi 12 years ago

    shit yeah: watching the men’s olympic swimming. 
    hell no: watching the men’s olympic swimming during the day because of incessant nose blowing, coughing, and tablet taking.

  3. Katherine 12 years ago

    I am with Omega, I have no words. I am impressed with both your flawless knowledge of Full House and your re-enactments of ‘Full House life’ and ‘real life’.

  4. Nessbow 12 years ago

    Man, I need to re-watch My Girl.  I remember fighting with my mother when I was eight to be allowed to watch it in the first place.

    I am totally with you on the subject of non-manicures.  I have been wearing my nails long for years.  On Sunday night, I chucked a little nail-tanti after having the jagged edge of my nail catch on my favourite tights for the fortieth time that day.  I trimmed them all short and shaped and buffed them.  I haven’t even added a coat of polish (which is practically unheard of for me) because they just look so gorgeous. 

  5. JessB 12 years ago

    Shit, Yeah – I’ve been working in an office for about three weeks in Customer Service, where they’ve had the office boss leave for another job, one lady about to go on a year’s maternity leave and another about to take 4 week leave to get married. Today, I got offered the top position!!!

    Hell, No – I probably won’t actually get to take that position, as there are hiring freezes on, so it may not get approved. But I’m pretty stoked to have been asked.

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