Christian Bale
So Christian Bale is obviously pretty mainstream. You know being BATMAN and all, but I’m including him as obscure because he’s not as universally fuck-able as his A-lister buddies like Clooney or Gosling. Bale seems to scare a lot of women shit-less from a feisty combination of his anger management issues and his creepy choice of film roles. Personally I call that a randy recipe for success. He’d be like that intense guy you slept with during university. Quiet and serious and he’d talk about really weird things in bed like birds and playing the cello. All other interactions with him would be awkward as hell but the sex would be electrifying.
Jason Schwartzman
Every time I see Schwartzman kiss someone on screen I get a rather pleasant tingle in my nether-regions. The combination of his very serious eyebrows and terribly earnest expression makes me think he’d be an extraordinarily giving lover. Not like a feathery-stroker – more like a self assured, karmic sex god. You’d get to keep a piece of his soul forever.
Kat Dennings
Even though she’s straight (and for that matter so am I), I’m convinced that all people would have amazing sex with Kat Dennings. She’s an enigma. Smart and sexy but kind of intriguing. It would be like having sex with a hot witch. Make it count though… I have a feeling she’s the kind of girl who won’t sleep with the same person twice.
Peter Serafinowicz
I have one word to describe theoretical sex with Serafinowicz. Skill. Comedians are intelligent. They research. They absorb the world around them. Not only is Serafinowicz built like a Tall Dark And Handsome Pleasure Bot but he’d have the moves to back it up. He’d also be a perfectionist. He wouldn’t give up until he got it just right. For bonus points he’s also a very talented impersonator. So if sex with Kevin Spacey is on your bucket list you’ll certainly get your money’s worth out of this guy.
Peter Dinklage
Before anyone really knew Peter Dinklage’s name I was referring to him as the ‘sexy little person from The Station Agent‘. He’s such a cheeky bandit. Sex with him would just be plain fun. The kind of sex where you fall all over the bed and knock stuff off the bedside table. You might accidentally cop an elbow to the face but you’d laugh it off and spend the afternoon naked together eating cereal.
S0 which celebrities do you think would be great in the sack?
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SO with you on Peter Dinklage. Game of Thrones is all about him for me. That oozing confidence and razor wit. Does it every time!
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I’ve had a crush on him for years and the Mr and I are ADDICTED to Game of Thrones.
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I’ve always thought that Christian Bale would be perfect for the on-screen version of 50 Shades…maybe because he’s called Christian too, but I think more to do with his Psycho persona that might be on the right track to get all nasty with you 50-shades style.
Also – Does Kat Dennings look like a brunette, darker version of Hilary Duff to you??
I’m still partial to Aleksander Skarsgard – that vampy, brooding hotness would be good in bed.
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She doesn’t usually look like Hilary Duff but in that pic, yes!
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High five for J. Schartzman! I have long been a fan of his. Especially in I Heart Huckabees. I’m going to add Peter Sarsgaard to this list. So relaxed, so cool, so damn sexy.
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I freaking LOVE that guy. Especially in Darjeeling Limited.
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Mia Swyer. She looks like she’d be amazing fun, with a wicked streak a mile wide.
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What is she from? I googled her but don’t recognise her.
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Totally agree with you on Christian Bale, though, and I think I’m the minority here, but I think he seems like a really nice person. Just maybe a little misunderstood heh.
Around the time of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, I would have definitely also agreed with you about Kat Dennings. But 2 Broke Girls is one of the shittest shows I’ve ever seen with some of the laziest, bigoted writing. The few times I’ve watched it, her character has been especially grating and I think she delivers the lines TERRIBLY! I have a thing about linking people’s personalities (and sometimes their characters’ personalities) back to their faces. So, sadly, I’ve now lost one of the hot ones to the dark side.
Idris Elba. Watch season 1 of The Big C and you may know what I mean. His voice alone…
I’m trying to think of more obscure ones. I know when I was a teenager, I dreamt of having a BillyBob/Angelina type relationship with John Malkovich.
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I’ve loved Christian Bale since I was about 10 and saw Little Women for the first time…sigh…
Also, my vote for awesome in the sack would be Adrian Brody – he looks kind of geeky but his body is RIDICULOUS.
I also think Lee Pace from Pushing Daisies, there’s something about his puppy dog eyes that I LUUUUUUURVE
Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead. Not British Andrew Lincoln, like the world is fucked and we might get killed by zombies at any moment, let’s ravage each other…
They’re mine for now. I think I’ve taken this assignment too seriously…
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Christian Bale definitely!
Juliette Lewis would be fun, free and into tantric.
Benicio Del Toro would be moody, a little rough but very hot.
Gerard Butler would be a sweet talker but would have a thing for doing it in public places… -
I know I’m about 3 years too late to this thread, but I just had to add Eva Green to this list! It’s those permanent bedroom eyes, I think
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The first and paramount guy I’d put in this list is Benicio Del Toro. He has those dangerous eyes… and so damn intense. Eva Green too (definitely after watching penny dreadful), I’d admit Christian Bale is weird but sexy.
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Clive Standen seems like a fun lay
