5 Dumb Ass Things I Learned This Week That I Really Should Have Already Known.by Carly Jacobs
How To Make Green Tea
I’ve tried and tried to love green tea because all the pretty people love it but I’ve always found it really gross. Turns out I’ve been pouring boiling hot water on it and burning the ever-loving crap out of it like 99% of white people do. My cousin told me to get hot water, add cold water so it’s just hot, add the tea bag and only steep it for like 30 seconds to a minute. Green tea is awesome for me now.
There’s a Schedule Button on Facebook
So I’m at this big fancy blogging conference, my fourth year in a row, sitting behind my agent, feeling so professional when the speaker was describing a Facebook marketing technique involving the scheduler. I was like ‘The what???‘. Did you know you can click on the clock button and time posts for any time in the future? Mind blown.
Bombay and Mumbai Are the Same Place
I actually learnt this is India last year but how embarrassment.
If I Tint My Eyebrows I Don’t Need to Spend Time Colouring Them In Every Morning
I got my eyebrows tinted for the first time last week and now my eyebrows exist. It’s brilliant and so obvious that I’m kicking myself for not doing it earlier.
Parks and Recreation Is Awesome
I know right? Welcome to 2009 Smags. Loser.