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Productivity Smasher: A Fish Mall, Public Toilet Number Twos and a Goth Baking Queen

Productivity Smasher: A Fish Mall, Public Toilet Number Twos and a Goth Baking Queen
Carly Jacobs

Hello petals! It’s Monday which means that a lot of us probably aren’t feeling too ready to slam straight into work. Personally I’d rather drown myself in coffee and stick an ‘Out of Order’ sign on my face. Why not make yourself a cuppa and indulge in a little internet delving yes?

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A photographer snuck into Michael Jackson’s Neverland at night and took photos. Apparently the whole place was just left wide open. Amazing.

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I discovered these 50 kick-butt social media content ideas. Perfect for small business owners and bloggers if you regularly get stumped when you’re updating your social media profiles.

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I went to Bangkok last year and I’m GUTTED that I missed this abandoned mall that’s now full of water and fish. I mean have you ever? A bloody fish mall. Amazing.

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Christine McConnell is my new favourite human. She’s an artist from LA that makes creepy baked goods and then photographs them… sometimes on her own face.

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I tried this Field of Flowers dress by Veronika Maine on in David Jones on the weekend and I cannot stop thinking about it. I need it to complete my Stylish Art Gallery Owner Look.

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Just in case you missed it I wrote a guide on How to Do Number Twos in A Public Toilet. There’s some solid advice in there and many, many pooping euphemisms.

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What awesome things have you read around the interwebs this week?

14 Comments

  1. frockandroll 10 years ago

    Wow… a FISH MALL! So unbelievably amazing and simultaneously very, VERY creepy! (I can’t imagine what it’d look like in real life, but yikes that photograph is a bit eerie!)

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I know! I’m seriously so upset that I didn’t get to see it. I kind of want to scuba diving there…

  2. Oh my gosh, you are SO a Stylish Art Gallery Owner – that’s your look! I wonder what my pretend occupation style would be…?

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I’m actually suppressing the full impact of this look. I need to be at least 50 before I unleash it at full throttle. 🙂

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh and your pretend occupation style is Fabric Designer.

  3. Tine 10 years ago

    To date, that post you did on number twos in a public toilet is my bestest, favouritest, whatever-est post from you EVER.

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      That’s why I decided to dredge it up again. Poo is always funny! 🙂

  4. Victoria Devine 10 years ago

    I’m so fascinated by the photographers who went in neverland, I want more detail!!!!

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I know! I read it and I was like MORE PICTURES!!!!

  5. JessB 10 years ago

    That fish mall is unbelievable. I LOVE fish, and just spent ages looking through that post, and also one of the links at the bottom of the page for fish paintings on resin, so it looks like there are real fish in a little box. Oh, I so want one of those!!!

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I saw an amazing fish tank made out of a vodka bottle on pinterest yesterday. Not sure if it’s really an amazing idea or a terrible one but it was GORGEOUS!

  6. Hannah Rose 10 years ago

    The fish mall is creepy cool! I would definitely want to have a peak.
    Also your article on doing number twos in public is definitely one of my favourites, so funny but I also never do them in public unless I really have to haha x

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      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I’m so lucky that I work from home most of the time otherwise I think I’d have a lot of digestive issues.

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