Be your best self.

Weekly Style Report: My 7 Year Blogoversary and The Annual De-Lurk

Weekly Style Report: My 7 Year Blogoversary and The Annual De-Lurk
Carly Jacobs

DSCF7214

 Dress from Zara 

Wrap Cardigan from Zhai 

Boots from Merchant 

Scarf stolen from Mr Smaggle

Sunglasses from Randolph

Wallet from Nancy Bird 

Silver bangles and earrings from Thailand, Indonesia and Vietnam

[divider type=”thin” width=”1/1″ el_position=”first last”]

DSCF7226

 Dress from Boom Shankar 

Obi Belt from ManoBello  (I bought 3 of these a few years ago and I have worn them to death. I get very funny about wearing black shoes if there’s no other black on my outfit and a black leather obi saves me every time)

Thongs from Duck Feet

Sunglasses from Randolph 

Coin necklace from Poppy Smaggle

Earrings from India

[divider type=”thin” width=”1/1″ el_position=”first last”]

DSCF7282

 Skirt thrifted from Vinnies about 7 years ago

Tunic from Boom Shankar 

Shoes Swedish Hasbeens from Amazon (I invested in these last summer and I have no regrets. So comfy and they don’t chip and wear like cheaper clogs)

Coin necklace from Poppy Smaggle

Earrings from India

Smell the Fart Face from Staring into The Sun Without Sunglasses

[divider type=”thin” width=”1/1″ el_position=”first last”]

It’s a rather special day here in the Smaggle haus. As of lunch time today, I will have officially been blogging for 7 whole years. I hit publish on my first article ever on the 9th September 2007. It was a super boring and speculation filled post about Zara coming to Australia which didn’t end up happening for another four years. If I had of known I’d end up writing a sentimental blog post about it someday, I would have written about something heaps cooler but you know, such is life.

On that note, it’s time for my annual thank you:

THANK YOU SMAGGLETS!!! I seriously love you guys so much. The conversations, the cool shit you teach me and just how freaking rad everyone is makes me ridiculously happy every day.

If you’re a bird, then I’m a bird.

You guys had me at ‘hello’.

If you jump, I jump.

I love you guys.

It’s also time for your annual de-lurk with many fascinating and soul searching questions for you. Simply copy and paste the questions into the comments and de-lurk away you sneaky sausages. 

[divider type=”thin” width=”1/1″ el_position=”first last”]

What’s your name?

Where do you live?

Have you ever stolen something from a shop?

If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?

How did your parents meet?

What’s your spirit animal?

Name three things in your fridge?

[divider type=”thin” width=”1/1″ el_position=”first last”]

De-lurk! De-lurk! De-lurk!

117 Comments

  1. Katie 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Katie

    Where do you live? Upstate NY, United States

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Sparking lemonade

    How did your parents meet? My dad was looking for a house mate. He got more than he bargained for.

    What’s your spirit animal? Badger

    Name three things in your fridge? Ketchup, eggs, cucumber

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh love a badger spirit animal. They’re very busy and important those badgers.

  2. rhiannon 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Rhiannon

    Where do you live? Birmingham, England

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No – I am much too square/ law abiding

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? a crisp white wine – but I have work tomorrow.

    How did your parents meet? At a mutual friend’s party

    What’s your spirit animal? A cat

    Name three things in your fridge? cheddar, little gem lettuce and mayonaise

  3. auroralapetite 10 years ago

    What’s your name?

    Dawn, you can find me at auroralapetite.com

    Where do you live?

    I live in Cork, Ireland

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?

    Some sweets when I was younger

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?

    A cold can of Coke Zero

    How did your parents meet?

    In a cattle market back in the early 80s. Engaged after 4 months, married 7 months later.

    What’s your spirit animal?

    A sloth

    Name three things in your fridge?

    Greek yoghurt, decomposing courgettes and anchovies

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Best spirit animal! I love sloths, they’re always so content.

  4. Rachel Ann 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Rachel

    Where do you live? Los Angles, CA

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Not that I can recall.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Tea. Always tea.

    How did your parents meet? They met in college and were taking a class together.

    What’s your spirit animal? A bird.

    Name three things in your fridge? Brocolli, leftover curry, and almond milk.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I so need a cup of tea right now but I’m really weird about making my own tea (as in I don’t ever do it) so I’ll have to wait for someone to offer me tea.

  5. Caz 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Caz

    Where do you live? Vancouver, Canada

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? $2 eyeliner. Computer repairs (they didn’t ask me to pay when I picked up the laptop and I didn’t realize it until the next day)

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Cold sav blanc. But its 2pm on Monday.

    How did your parents meet? at work

    What’s your spirit animal? Elk

    Name three things in your fridge? olives, miso paste, cold coffee

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I did the same thing once! I bought a heap of craft supplies and the lady behind the counter and I were talking so much she totally forgot to charge me! I couldn’t even go back because I was out of town. I still have so much guilt about it.

      • Caz 10 years ago

        I used to get an email when you’d reply to comments and that doesn’t happen anymore. Any idea why? It was the best thing ever!

    • Madeleine 10 years ago

      Great fridge, Caz! Classy 🙂

  6. Melissa 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Melissa

    Where do you live? Philadelphia, PA, USA

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? I did once when I was in high school and I hate that I did.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Diet Coke, always.

    How did your parents meet? My mom moved into the house next to my dad’s. He was living with a girlfriend at the time, very scandalous.

    What’s your spirit animal? An elephant. Or a very fat house cat.

    Name three things in your fridge? Cheese, grapefruit juice, tortillas (for taco night!)

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I love all the sneaky diet soft drink drinkers. Also so many parents met because of living arrangements!

  7. Claire 10 years ago

    Name: Claire
    Live: Regional Victoria
    Stolen: Yep! A pen when I was 7. No regrets, love my outlaw life.
    Beverage: Peppermint tea
    Parents: Set up by a mutual colleague. My dad was dating another mutual colleague at the time. I’m told it was QUITE the to do.
    Spirit animal: Cat. I’m haughty and lazy as fuck.
    Fridge: Yoghurt, breast milk, leftover lentil curry.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      ‘Haughty and lazy as fuck.’ – Best ever.

  8. Leigh 10 years ago

    Happy anniversary you!

    What’s your name? Leigh

    Where do you live? Newtown, Sydney.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Not exactly. I may have self-scanned organic tomatoes through at the cheaper price on the odd occasion though..

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Fresh coconut water.

    How did your parents meet? Mum is a nurse and had treated Dad’s housemate after a motorbike accident – the housemate invited her to a house party to say thanks and the rest was history.

    What’s your spirit animal? Lamb

    Name three things in your fridge? Baby spinach, Lindt coconut chocolate and jalapenos.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I totally do that too sometimes… I feel a bit shit about it but if I spend 5 minutes trying to find the right tomatoes in the machine, then I just have to click something so I can get out of there! Your parents meeting story is adorable. That’s kind of how my grandparents met.

  9. Christine 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Christine

    Where do you live? Wollongong, NSW

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? A packet of PK when I was 5.. I sat behind a tree and shoved all the pellets in my mouth.. When my mum found out she marched me up there and made me pay for it.. Never again!

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Schweppes Lime Soft Drink or a Pineapple Fanta

    How did your parents meet? Through friends

    What’s your spirit animal? Terrier

    Name three things in your fridge? Broccoli, Caramello Koala, farm fresh eggs.

  10. anythingbuttripe 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Fiona

    Where do you live? Canberra, Australia. Good ol’ C-town.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? #yolo

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Coffee! Oh wait, I AM having a coffee. I’m one of those annoying people who mix up my coffee order so people getting me a coffee have paranoia they will order the wrong one. Rightfully.

    How did your parents meet? My parents met at a pub at uni. He was dating someone else, so was she. It took a while for the lurvve to come together.

    What’s your spirit animal? I’m not a big animal lover. Can Emma Thompson be my spirit animal?

    Name three things in your fridge? Champagne, Sicilian olives and prosciutto. And that’s about it. Because that’s how we roll.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Yes Emma Thompson can DEFINITELY be your spirit animal. Mine’s AMy Shumer.

  11. Author
    Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

    I totally wish that things that are in your fridge were in my fridge.

  12. KT 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Katie

    Where do you live? Randwick, Sydney

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? When I was about 10 years old a cranky fruit shop owner busted me for eating some grapes, and it scared the shit out of me, so I never did it again. Does that count?

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Coke Zero

    How did your parents meet? At a party

    What’s your spirit animal? Owl

    Name three things in your fridge? Coke Zero (yay!), champagne, strawberries

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Again, I’m loving the contents of your fridge. I have week old vegetable lasagne and some stale bread. #notwin

  13. katepickle 10 years ago

    Happy anniversary!

    What’s your name? – not really Kate but I don’t answer to my real name so lets just go with Kate.

    Where do you live? – on ten acres of weeds in the windiest place on earth today!

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? yep… it was a dare and I was too ‘nice’ to say no to my friend! Oh man that is pathetic!

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Banana milkshake.

    How did your parents meet? at my father’s very swanky 21st birthday party… my Mum was his mate’s date.

    What’s your spirit animal? A squirrel… I’ll happily spend my days collecting food and making things good for the winter, but if you get in my way I’ll gnaw your hand off!

    Name three things in your fridge? yoghurt, sprouts (I am addicted), and leftovers from last nights dinner

    And I am totally stealing this super fun delurking idea for my chat posts!

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Do it! It’s a great way to get everyone chatting and learning cool stuff about each other. Everyone loves a quiz! 🙂

  14. Michelle Peterson 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Michelle

    Where do you live? Christchurch, New Zealand

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Nup. Well…….not “intentionally” (how much intention does a toddler have?). Apparently I did grab something completely random when we were at the supermarket that I then stashed down the side of my stroller – Mum didn’t discover it til we got home. Ooops?

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Limoncello! I’ve got some in my fridge but I’ve been taking cold meds. Maybe this weekend.

    How did your parents meet? My mum’s best friend set mum up with her boyfriend’s best friend as his date for the Horse Society Ball. All accounts suggest that it was a bit of a fail but there must have been something there cos 39 years on they’re still together <3

    What’s your spirit animal? I had to google and do a quiz to find my spirit animal. One said Crow, another said Salmon, yet another said Buffalo and the last one said Bear. I have an affinity with chickens and horses. Hmmm……

    Name three things in your fridge? The aforementioned Limoncello, broccoli, blue cheese

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I love Limoncello! My mates have actually made dishwasher limoncello… I’ll try to get the recipe and feature it on the blog it’s fascinating!

      • Michelle Peterson 10 years ago

        Dishwasher limoncello?!?!? Can’t wait to read about it

  15. Nicole 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Nicole

    Where do you live? Melbourne

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes. We accidentally stole a dozen cinnamon donuts from Coles the other day. Didn’t realise until we were halfway home and didn’t want to walk all the way back to give them the $2

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A proper, caffeinated coffee and a bottle of champagne. But, alas, a drunk caffeinated baby is not cool.

    How did your parents meet? At the milk bar after school when they were teenagers

    What’s your spirit animal? That panda in China who faked a pregnancy to get a room with air con and more food.

    Name three things in your fridge? Milk, leftovers and eggs

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh no! It’s all those little things that I forget I won’t be able have when pregnant/breastfeeding. Coffee. If I ever have a baby, I really, really miss that.

      • Nicole 10 years ago

        Nespresso do a really boss decaf pod but moving to Melbourne and needing to avoid caffeine is such a bummer.

  16. Vanessa 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Vanessa

    Where do you live? Melbourne

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Not intentionally, accidentally walked out with a pair of sunnies once and didn’t realise until much later.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Coffee

    How did your parents meet? Airforce

    What’s your spirit animal? Cat

    Name three things in your fridge? Brie, strawberries and ham

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh my god, everyone has way cooler stuff in their fridge than I do. So unfair.

  17. Kate 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Kate

    Where do you live? Yass Valley, Australia

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No, though I once bought a maple + pecan pastry but told the self-checkout machine that it was a bread roll…

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? As we’re celebrating your blogging anniversary (congrats!), a Pimm’s Cup would be lovely.

    How did your parents meet? At a party. He was dancing with someone else and she cut in. Go Mum!

    What’s your spirit animal? Elephant

    Name three things in your fridge? Labne, radishes, wine.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Why thank you! I shall be drinking pink wine with my mate this evening!

  18. Josephine Pajor-Markus 10 years ago

    Yo!
    I am Josephine, of Sydney. Have yet to steal from a shop (spoiler alert: not likely to, either). Right now, a glass of rosé would go down a treat. My parents met when my mother emigrated from the UK and the family moved in down the road, round the corner from my Dad’s place. My spirit animal is Grumpy Cat. If you looked in my fridge right now you’d see a tub of hummus, yoghurt and a jar of roasted capsicum.

    Felicitations on your blogiversary, Carly! It’s a fun place you have here – high fives for all the hard work 😉

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Thank you so much love! I can’t believe it’s 7 years already!

  19. T 10 years ago

    Happy Anniversary!

    What’s your name? Tamara

    Where do you live? Brisbane

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes, had a bad influence friend when I was about 20 who convinced me I should steal a jumper (from supre…all class) and I didn’t stop feeling guilty or paranoid about it for years. #nerd

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Coconut water from an actual coconut so I could pretend I’m on holiday on a tropical island.

    How did your parents meet? I actually don’t know. They had a very nasty divorce a number of years ago!

    What’s your spirit animal? I got given Otter by my sister in law for my 30th birthday : )

    Name three things in your fridge? I’m actually not in Brisbane right now but I’ll guess: lots of cheese, dumpling mix that I didn’t turn into dumplings and artichoke and garlic dip!

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Damn you. Now I NEED a fresh coconut and the likelihood of that happening in Melbourne is pretty bloody slim.

  20. Fiona 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Fiona

    Where do you live? Newcastle

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yep – little dinosaurs when I was a kid

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? – cold red wine

    How did your parents meet? – went to HS together

    What’s your spirit animal? – kitttttty

    Name three things in your fridge? – cheese tabouli homous

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      It’s so funny how people hardly ever forget what they stole from a shop. I don’t think I’ve ever purposefully stolen something. I did steal something accidentally once though.

  21. Bianca! 10 years ago

    What’s your name?

    Bianca! (You once gave me the nickname of BlinkyChink, but it never stuck)

    Where do you live?

    Brunswick!

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?

    I once stole a coke from the donut shot in Erindale center because it was closed and they left them on the counter.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?

    A Singapore Sling (I dont care that its morning!)

    How did your parents meet?

    Mutual friends party. Pretty boring, but they’re all still friends 30 years later!

    What’s your spirit animal?

    Domestic house cat. I like sleeping in the sun and being patted on the head.

    Name three things in your fridge?

    Baby Spinach, Blue Cheese and BonSoy

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      How did BlinkyChink not stand the test of time? Was it because it sounds slightly racist?

  22. Bec 10 years ago

    I’m not a lurker, but your questions are fun!

    What’s your name? Bec

    Where do you live? Kalgoorlie, Western Australia

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Oh god yes. I was one of ‘those’ teenagers unfortunately. I was desperately miserable on a student exchange in Germany and stole all the time, I was like “What are they going to do if they catch me, send me home?! That’s what I want! HA!”.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A chocolate thickshake

    How did your parents meet? At a party in London.

    What’s your spirit animal? Probably a cat, I like to lie around a lot.

    Name three things in your fridge? I have about 10 bottles of champagne leftover from a French party, yogurt and jalapenos

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      If you lived in Melbourne I’d be at your house in a heartbeat. 10 bottles??? I could make short work of those my friend.

  23. Shirley Harring 10 years ago

    Hi Carly – love that you stole a scarf from Mr Smaggle. My Mr would use the scarf as a tow rope, he’d have no idea what it was for. Yeah, fashionista mista missed out. What’s your name?

    Where do you live? – Brisbane AU

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? – Yep. I was 15. It was one of those silver kissing cupids necklaces, from MYER. I felt sick with guilt for days afterwards.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? – Mango Daquiri with extra Daquiri, thanks.

    How did your parents meet? – No idea.

    What’s your spirit animal? – I am a bit of an animal when I drink spirits, but I doubt that’s what you mean. OK, I’m a tiger. Rowr.

    Name three things in your fridge? Light, shelf, icemaker. 😉

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Very creative fridge answer. I see what you did there. 🙂

  24. Tahlia Meredith 10 years ago

    Oh my god you’re wearing COLOUR! Must be spring :p

    What’s your name? Tahlia. You can call me T-Mez.

    Where do you live? Melbun.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Nope, but one time at the Maccas drive through I was given $20 too much change and I didn’t correct them. Does that count?

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A rich iced coffee with cream AND ice cream and sprinkles and little chocolate biscuit pieces.

    How did your parents meet? They worked together. My mum was an office person at Myer and my dad, a chef at the time, used to flirt with her through the service window at the cafeteria. Cool tidbit – they also worked with a lovely man who catered their wedding, and now he and my mum are married 🙂

    What’s your spirit animal? I had this in my Liebster! I’m still not sure, but still think feline.

    Name three things in your fridge? Mince (for taco Tuesday); eggs; double-coat Tim Tams. The dead soup is gone 🙂

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      It was totally accidental I have no idea how it happened and twice in one week no less? Bloody spring. I freaking LOVE double coat tim tams but I can’t ever buy them because Mr Smags can’t have wheat. Sad face.

      • Tahlia Meredith 10 years ago

        That’s so lovely of you to abstain because he can’t share 🙂 I’d do that with some things, but not double coat Tim Tams I don’t think!

  25. Sandra 10 years ago

    Seven years! That’s fab!

    What’s your name?
    Sandra

    Where do you live?
    Houston, Texas, USA

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
    Even worse: an LP from the library! They forgot to take the card, so I just kept it.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?
    A nice glass of red–oh, I’m good 😉

    How did your parents meet?
    Blind date. She was 16, he was 25! They got married three years later.

    What’s your spirit animal?
    I took a quiz that said it was the Tawny Frogmouth, which I think we don’t have here. But my best friend lives there and said it totally suited me, so I kept it.

    Name three things in your fridge?
    Sriracha, lime yogurt, the rest of the wine.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Blind date? That’s awesome! And I totally feel like a glass of red now… and it’s only lunch time here! 🙂

  26. Monica Gomez 10 years ago

    What’s your name?
    Monica

    Where do you live?
    Pachuca, Mexico

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
    A lipstick when I was younger. A bottle of Nero d’avola unknowingly when I was older and living in Italy. I tried to go back and explain but my broken Italian was of no help at explaining and they thought wanted to return my purchase and they refused to so, free wine!

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?
    Brut champagne with a splash of gin- it’s life changing

    How did your parents meet?
    At mom’s and her boyfriend’s sister’s high school graduation party. Dad was the boyfriend’s mom’s date.

    What’s your spirit animal?
    Can wine be my spirit animal? If not, a bear

    Name three things in your fridge? Bocconcini, artisanal beer and a vial of allergy vaccination

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Tell me more about this Brut/gin situation – how much gin? Do you have ice in it? Lemon? I’m going to need you to be VERY specific on this because it may well be my new summer drink.

      • Monica Gomez 10 years ago

        No ice or lemon or any other additives. Just chill the champagne -fridge, bucket, out in the snow, whatevs- and pour in onto a champagne glass. Then just pour the gin in… you don’t need a lot but don’t be stingy. I just pour little by little until I’m loving it. Sorry, no recipe and no measurements- just pure alcoholic goodness

  27. Nicoll Heaslip 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Nicoll

    Where do you live? Melbourne

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Inadvertently… Had a baby, toddler and pram in the supermarket, loading things into the pram. Went through the checkout and once I got to the car realised I’d forgotten to put through the 4lt tub of icecream that was under the pram… Just couldn’t face going back with the family in tow!

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Espresso martini

    How did your parents meet? At a dance – my dad waited outside the toilets for my mum to emerge

    What’s your spirit animal? Deer

    Name three things in your fridge? Champagne, leftover lasagne (your recipe!), milk

  28. Amanda J. 10 years ago

    What is your name? Amanda

    Where do you live? Florida

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Thai iced tea with vanilla soy milk

    How did your parents meet? High school, I think

    What’s your spirit animal? Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

    Name three things in your fridge? a half-dozen bell peppers, leftover quinoa, pineapple juice

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh totally! Liz Lemon is a BRILLIANT spirit animal.

  29. denvergalea 10 years ago

    Loving reading everyone’s answers to these! Happy anniversary. 🙂

    What’s your name? Denver

    Where do you live? Brisbane

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Not specifically, but like one reader said above, I’ve probably scanned in more expensive fruit and veg as a cheaper item before.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Flat lemonade (I’m currently sick)

    How did your parents meet? At work, my mum started working for my dad’s family’s business at 15.

    What’s your spirit animal? Butterfly

    Name three things in your fridge? Cheddar, Ricotta and Pecorino (I know they’re all cheeses… but I love cheese).

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Thank you! I think we’ve ALL done a sneaky expensive to cheap swap at the old supermarket! 🙂

  30. Tine 10 years ago

    What’s your name?
    Tine

    Where do you live?
    Melbourne!

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
    Don’t have the kahunas to even though I’ve contemplated it many times when I was much younger.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Iced Milo, Malaysian style. Or iced coffee, Malaysian style. I adore coffee here but there’s something about an overused black coffee filter from old uncles in coffee shops in Malaysia that make the iced coffee oh so good. That or their overuse of condensed milk.

    How did your parents meet?
    At work. Mum was the youngest employee in the factory at 17yo and Dad was an engineer at 23. Their 6 years difference used to creep me out when I was much younger. 😛

    What’s your spirit animal?
    I’ve never thought of spirit animals but I’d say a fox. I don’t really know why.

    Name three things in your fridge?
    Expired tofu, chocolates and wine. Speaking of which, I better chuck that tofu.

    Happy anniversary Carly! I freakin’ love your blog!

  31. Have A Laugh On Me 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Emily

    Where do you live? Gold Coast

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Baked beans well technically it was my son.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Margarita

    How did your parents meet? Shit I don’t know

    What’s your spirit animal? A unicorn

    Name three things in your fridge? chops, milk, pickled onions!

    Congrats on 7 years, what a lege!

  32. Alisa Muir 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Alisa

    Where do you live? Invercargill, New Zealand

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes twicr as a preteen I stole chewing gum. I also once as a teen stole ONE plaster out of a box for my friend who had gotten a nasty blister on her heel.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A whole bottle of browns brothers moscato

    How did your parents meet? Actually can’t remember (they have been divorced for many many many years, must ask)

    What’s your spirit animal? Owl

    Name three things in your fridge? Pickles, cheese, rice pudding.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh my god I love your shoplifting story! It’s so sweet!

  33. Nicole (@dorkabrain) 10 years ago

    First want to say congratulations on another blogoversary! I honestly feel like I’ve been reading your blog the entire time. Well, almost the whole time. I know for sure the first article I read from you was the DIY tights necklace post.

    What’s your name? Nicole

    Where do you live? the US

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? lollies on multiple occasions when I was younger.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Probably something from Australia that I can’t get my hands on over here; Coola cordial, maybe? or chocolate Moove, the chocolate milk over here is foul.

    How did your parents meet? I think they might of been working at the same pub, but don’t quote me on that.

    What’s your spirit animal? Really not fond of using the term spirit animal. So I’ll just say something else about animals and that is that my favourite are otters, followed closely by Elephants.

    Name three things in your fridge? eggs, golden flaxseed for smoothies, and two different kinds of Australian condiments that I bought from an import store.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Holy crap I can’t believe you’ve been reading since the tights post! That’s very, very close to the beginning. You’re a star. xxx

  34. Bec Thexton 10 years ago

    Congratulations Smaggle! 7 years is a great effort. So. Many. Blog posts!

    What’s your name? Rebecca but thats really formal, I’m usually Bec

    Where do you live? Sunny, Cold, freeeee-ee–ezing, HOT windy Melbourne. East Melb to be exact

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes.. I went through a naughty phase when I was about 13.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A RED WINE. No, an amaretto sour then a red wine.

    How did your parents meet? Crazy story – My dads GF at the time was having an affair.. with my mums BF of the time. They both found out, met up to discuss the heartbreak and what not and then had 3 kids!

    What’s your spirit animal? A fox. A lazy fox.

    Name three things in your fridge? Sour cream (yum). Biryani I made (the best) and half a lemon.

    What an awesome idea!

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      1532 actually! And that’s not including a couple of hundred I’ve deleted over the years. I definitely need a holiday!

  35. Mandy 10 years ago

    What’s your name?

    Where do you live?

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?

    How did your parents meet?

    What’s your spirit animal?

    Name three things in your fridge?

  36. Maddi 10 years ago

    Name? Maddi
    Place of residence? Hobart, dreaming of Melbourne
    Have I stolen something? Well, my mate and I accidentally (proper accident, I swear) walked out of a bookshop with a book. We were so petrified when we took it back, being the complete rebels we apparently were/are.
    Beverage of choice right now? Considering I (very naughtily) drank just 2 glasses of water today, a nice bug icy cold glass of water with lemon please!
    How did my parents meet? at a pub, boringly. I do have a friend whose parents literally met in an elevator which is the coolest thing ever
    Spirit Nimal? I don’t like this term, but the animal I’m most like is a cross between a sloth and an owl. I think.
    Three things in my fridge? There is literally so much shit in there. Notably, blueberries (total treat), almond milk (new obsession) and four types of pumpkin. I live a hardcore life, obviously.
    Happy blogiversary!

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Thank you love! Meeting in an elevator is extremely cool. I love that story.

  37. Sammy 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Sammy

    Where do you live? Sydney, Australia

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes! When I was about 11 or 12 I stole a Chuppa Chup from a newsagency and my grandma caught me.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Water. I love water. Plain, no flavourings.

    How did your parents meet? My mum was singing at a club and my dad was just there to watch.

    What’s your spirit animal? A bear. I took a quiz…

    Name three things in your fridge? Natural PB, Dates, ABC Butter (Almond, Brazil, Cashew Nut).

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I love water too! I can’t understand people who don’t like it. I’m loving how many people have taken quizzes to find their spirit animals. Hilarious.

  38. Jamie 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Jamie

    Where do you live? Maryland, United States

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Sprecher Orange Dream soda

    How did your parents meet? My mom drove off the road into a snow drift and my dad stopped to help her push her car out.

    What’s your spirit animal? Penguin

    Name three things in your fridge? Greek yogurt, lemonade, broccoli

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Best parent meeting story! They must think how lucky that was all the time.

  39. Erin 10 years ago

    What’s your name?
    I’m Erin. Erin Caitlin Noelle, or because that’s too long for a birth certificate, CN. Erin Cyanide. Which leads to my hypothetical roller girl name (because while I dream of it, I am also injury-avoidant when possible): Hot Apple Cyanider. But usually people just call me Erin.

    Where do you live?
    Currently, St Paul, MN. But I’m working on getting international again.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
    Nope. I have no klepto tendencies.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?
    A mango lassi from Chiang Mai…or a cardamom-heavy chai with an almond milk base.

    How did your parents meet?
    They were in a class together. My mom’s first words to him were, “What’s a greaser like you doing in a class like this?”

    What’s your spirit animal?
    Honeybee, complete with waggle dance.

    Name three things in your fridge?
    Spicy guac, feta, and white wine (alvarinho).

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Okay I’m totally trying to come with a hypothetical roller girl name now… I have a feeling I’m going to suck at it.

      • Erin 10 years ago

        Were you to attack someone, how would you aim to incapacitate them? And what are your favorite obscure cultural references? A lot of names are just those two things stuck in a punny blender, like Debbie Scary or Auntie Maim, or menacingly sexual, like Secret Servix. Smaggle’s a pretty badass handle, and you’re an empowered glamazon in the best sense, so I’m sure there’s a hypothetical derby name that is totally yours.

        • Author
          Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

          Hmmmm…. I like Harry Potter and Beneditch Cumberbatch… BeneBitch Touchmysnatch??? Is that unbelievably brilliant or really stupid? I can’t tell.

  40. michelle 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Michelle

    Where do you live? Sydney but next year our little family is relocating to Melbourne

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Recently I accidentally stole a Triceratops – the Tiny Dictator had nabbed it off the shelf and put it under the pram.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Gin and Tonic with cucumber

    How did your parents meet? No idea but guessing through youth group

    What’s your spirit animal? Probably a sloth

    Name three things in your fridge? Ciders, beetroot and cheese sticks

  41. Katie 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Katie

    Where do you live? Buffalo, NY

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Nope (unless you count a piece of chocolate from the bulk bin)

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? This fantastic Peach Cider I had once in Georgia, USA, and have never had again!

    How did your parents meet? They grew up across the street from each other, they actually didn’t like each other very much as kids.

    What’s your spirit animal? Elephant

    Name three things in your fridge? Leftover cheesy enchilada quinoa, eggs, Patron Liqueur XO Cafe

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Don’t worry, I certainly wouldn’t count bargain bin chocolate. 🙂

  42. Lauren 10 years ago

    What’s your name?

    Lauren

    Where do you live?

    Originally from Kent, Ohio but I just moved to Chicago, Illinois last week.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?

    No

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?

    Some sort of fruity alcohol beverage. I’m doing Whole 30 right now and can’t have alcohol 🙁

    How did your parents meet?

    On a blind date in High School. They went to different schools.

    What’s your spirit animal?

    Meerkat

    Name three things in your fridge?

    Stuffed peppers, pickles, hard boiled eggs.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      How are you finding the Whole 30? I tried it last year and I didn’t last… it was too strict!

  43. Sarah 10 years ago

    Sarah, in New Orleans, LA, US
    nope never stole anything
    I would have a delicious dirty martini b/c I am growing a person and it’s strictly forbidden, so it’s all I want.
    They met through a mutual friend my Mom had a crush on.
    I don’t know my spirit animal. I need to work on that.
    Fridge = baked potatoes, defrosting turkey chili, and string cheese.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      All these people with string cheese and cheese sticks in their fridges! Want!

  44. Kathryn 10 years ago

    Hi Carly

    Congratulations on seven years! I love your blog and read it every day.
    My name is Kathryn. I live on the Sunshine Coast, Qld. I’ve never stolen anything, thank god because I would hate to put that I had on the net! Right now I would love another coffee, because I’m trying to cut down on caffeine. Mum and Dad met at her 20th birthday party, Dad was mates with her brother. In my fridge – fruit, lots of vegies and low fat milk. No booze, trying to cut down on that too. I would like to be a cat, but only a pampered one! That doesn’t sound very spiritual does it!

    Kathryn 🙂

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh thank you so much! That’s so lovely of you! Being a cat would be freaking amazing.

  45. Hannah Rose 10 years ago

    Happy anniversary Smags! Delurking is my favourite, I love reading everyone’s answers because I’m nosey like that.

    What’s your name? Hannah, but most people call me Weiner.

    Where do you live? Brisbane, qld. Northside represent.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No, but I was once accused of stealing at kmart when I was 17. These two middle aged women who worked there even took me out the back and went through my things and lectured me. They were so snarky even when they realised I hadn’t stolen the necklace I was wearing because they didn’t even sell it! It was horrific and I was so paranoid about being accused again for soooo long even though I didn’t do anything.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Probably a strawberry and kiwi rekordelig cider, kinda hipster but I could drink that stuff like it’s water.

    How did your parents meet? Have no idea actually.

    What’s your spirit animal? Definitely something of the feline variety. Soft kitten somedays, cranky lion others haha.

    Name three things in your fridge? Strawberries, iced tea and cheese.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh thank you darling! You’re not that bad a lurker – you pop up lots!
      That story is horrible about you in Kmart – that would have made me cry!

  46. Vicki | Style On V 10 years ago

    Congratulations on 7 years Carly. Love your blog and hope to meet you one day soon.

    What’s your name? Vicki

    Where do you live? Sydney

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes a pair of socks when I was a teenager. Got caught and was so scared.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Sparkling French Champagne

    How did your parents meet? Through Uncles

    What’s your spirit animal? – Hmmm Not sure

    Name three things in your fridge? red grapes, chocolate and watermelon.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh I’d love to meet you! It’s bound to happen one day! 🙂

  47. Granthrax 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Granthrax

    Where do you live? Canberra, Australia.

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Yes. When I worked retail I stole things as a sort of “Fuck You!” to the shitful working conditions/awful colleagues.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Whisey sour.

    How did your parents meet? At school. My mum was an Embassy groupie and my dad had just moved to Australia from Finland.

    What’s your spirit animal? A lobster. Yes, I love to eat my spirit animal.

    Name three things in your fridge? Lup Cheong. Many granny-made relishes. Brussle sprouts.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Oh my god I used to do that too! I totally forgot about that. It was only like a packet of gum but still. That’s weird.

  48. Celina 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Celina (named after a dutch aunt)

    Where do you live? Warrnambool

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? No

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Bitters lemon and lime.

    How did your parents meet? Dance floor at the Geelong Palais

    What’s your spirit animal? Butterflies

    Name three things in your fridge? Carrots, Chocolate, Cheese

  49. Nicole 10 years ago

    7 years! That’s incredible. I was stoked when I achieved one year 🙂
    Delurking…
    What’s your name? Nicole

    Where do you live? Melbourne

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Not that I can remember. Once at school someone lost a bangle and I found it and kept it instead of handing it in. My mum found it in my drawer and thought I had stolen it and cancelled my birthday party. That turned me off stealing.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A glass of white wine from some sexy grape variety like Malvasia

    How did your parents meet? They taught together at the high school in a small country town in NSW

    What’s your spirit animal? Squirrel- I’m highly strung, constantly busy and a bit of a hoarder.

    Name three things in your fridge? 3 punnets of cherry tomatoes of various ages, giant tubs of greek yoghurt- yes tubS- more than one tub, aoili- because I love it and eat it on everything it will go with.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      AOILI is the BEST! And yes 7 years seems ridiculous…

  50. boobinabox 10 years ago

    What’s your name?
    Julie

    Where do you live?
    Queensland (said in a drawling, nasal accent)

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
    Yes, a drumstick ice-cream when I was in primary school. Nothing was getting between that fat kid and the ice-cream, particularly not the lack of the requisite 50c (yes, I am that old)

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?
    A chocolate milkshake with chocolate chips through it that my son had at a cafe in Sydney when we were on holidays. He only let me have one sip, but it was heaven.

    How did your parents meet?
    At a pub. My mum worked across the road at the post office and went with her friends for a shandy in the ladies lounge after work. (This was the 1950s). My dad was engaged to someone else at the time, and my parents then had to get married because my mum got pregnant with my brother. They have been married 55 years this year.

    What’s your spirit animal?
    I don’t think I have one, because when I read that question I made a pffffft noise and thought what a silly question. Sorry.

    Name three things in your fridge?
    A cask of vodka and blood orange leftover from a camping trip in January, a bottle of cranberry juice in case of the dreaded UTI, and milk (normal and lactose free for my abnormal husband).

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I usually phrase the spirit animal questions as ‘What would your patronus be?’ which is obviously a heaps better question but only applies to Potter Heads. 🙂

  51. Christine 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Christine

    Where do you live? Peregian Beach

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? A tin of plum jam, when I was 15. Why? I have no idea.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Pink champagne.

    How did your parents meet? 1954 on a ship from Southampton to Australia. Dad & his mate were returning from their big UK/Europe adventure. Mum & her friend were travelling to Oz for theirs.

    What’s your spirit animal? I had to do an online quiz. Apparently I am a cougar. Not sure whether to be pleased about that or not.

    Name three things in your fridge? Chicken pie filling waiting to be encased in puff pastry, for birthday dinner this week, bottle of Pol Roger, also for aforementioned birthday dinner, tub of alfalfa sprouts (not for birthday dinner).

    Love your outfit and random puppy dog posts Carly, and congrats on your anniversary. You must have been one of the pioneer bloggers! xx

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Ha! Yes I am! I started blogging back when it was really weird. Thank you for commenting. I love that you stole plum jam. Such quaint theivery.

  52. Alexandra 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Alexandra

    Where do you live? Moldova

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? OK, I did, but technically I didn’t. I stole a snack just to see if I could, but then I entered the shop again immediately, grabbed something else and paid for both the snack and the other thing.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? I want to say coffee, because I haven’t had one in two+ weeks, but it’s actually water, because I’m thirsty and going to grab a glass after I’m done with this lil survey.

    How did your parents meet? At a fancy picnic organised by their parents’ mutual friends. After that they didn’t interact for a long time, but then ended up living in the same neighbourhood.

    What’s your spirit animal? I know she’s not an animal (well, we all are, biologically speaking), but it’s Hyacinth Bucket.

    Name three things in your fridge? Pasta, milk, and wine.

  53. Julie @ meybestandi 10 years ago

    Congrats that is quite the achievement! No 7 year itch?

    What’s your name?
    Wakely, Julie, answers to either

    Where do you live?
    North Snore, Sydney with my heart still i the Eastern suburbs….

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop?
    Yes my brother made me steal Christmas presents for everyone when I was about 7 – he dressed me up in a dress so I looked innocent………

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be?
    coconut water- fresh from the tree, so thirsty

    How did your parents meet?
    “at a dance”

    What’s your spirit animal?
    Peacock – I love to preen!

    Name three things in your fridge?
    Always always greek yoghurt, hard boiled eggs & baby spinach

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Nope no itch yet… It’s bizarre, it’s just a thing I do everyday. 🙂 I freaking love Greek Yogurt. It’s practically it’s own food group for me.

  54. Sublime Finds 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Andrea Smith

    Where do you live? Brisbane, Australia

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Umm. I don’t feel like that’s something one could theoretically say yes to on the internet! Errrr.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? I tried this delicious fruit punch mocktail recently! Love me some fruit punch.

    How did your parents meet? At a picnic! They were there with other people. They got engaged six weeks later! Lovers.

    What’s your spirit animal? It’s a puppy. I am a complete, full-house crazy-dog-lady. I can’t bear the thought of it being anything else.

    Name three things in your fridge? Avocado, Champagne, Chocolate mousse!

    This is so fun, Smags! Can I call you Smags? x

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      Absolutely! One of my blogger mates started calling me Smags years ago and it’s totally stuck. I love it! 🙂

  55. Madeleine 10 years ago

    Yay for delurking… I love how many comments there are here! Great invitation for lazy blog readers like me 🙂

    What’s your name? – Madeleine

    Where do you live? – In the mountains of Central Portugal

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? – I once stole a potato from the supermarket because it was the one thing I’d forgotten and the queues were too long to wait to pay for it. I figured if I got caught it would at least be a hilariously Victorian offence to have on my record.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? – Elderflower cordial with tons of ice and some fresh mint, please.

    How did your parents meet? – At my Mum’s sister’s wedding… my Dad went to unti wiith my Mum’s sister and her husband.

    What’s your spirit animal? – A Hawk, I was recently informed 🙂

    Name three things in your fridge? – I don’t have a fridge! Since moving here at the start of August, we’re totally off grid. In fact I’m currently wasting solar power for the laptop browsing blogs instead of working : I have a cool box (which is warm) and contains some sheeps cheese, random chorizo and a carton of UHT milk. True story.

    • Author
      Carly Jacobs 10 years ago

      I love the de-lurking post every year. It’s just so lovely to be reminded that those numbers have real people attached to them! 🙂

  56. Marie 10 years ago

    Hoorray, congratulations and hipphipp fallera! – That’s a lot of work and love poured into this site.

    What’s your name? – Marie (my second name which I never use but I still feel slightly uncomfortable to use my real name even though this is a lovely trustable blog with lovely trustable readers and I don’t really know why…)

    Where do you live? – Berlin, Germany, or as I like to call it: Hipsterville. And I love it! You said you were coming to visit. I’d be delighted to show you around (said the woman who doesn’t even use her first name on your page : )

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? – Yes. I had a “rebellious phase” and felt like I was flipping capitalism the finger. Not proud, know better now.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? – Grapefruit juice with fizzy water and plain yoghurt (honestly!)

    How did your parents meet? – Were introduced by friends. Better story are my grandparents: They met during WWII while studying medicine “an der Leiche”, so at the dissection table “at the corpse”. My grandmother was only about 1.47 meters so she needed a stool to stand on to see everything. And she cried a lot due to homesickness and looked probably quite unhappy, that’s how my grandfather noticed her. And set to cheer her up. : )

    What’s your spirit animal? – A hobbit. Lots of good food and bare feet.

    Name three things in your fridge? – Really very stinky cheese, butter, elderflower syrup

  57. Natalie 10 years ago

    What’s your name? Natalie

    Where do you live? Sydney, soon to be Melbourne in just under a month! Eee!

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Not proud to say it, but numerous when I was a teen. I got busted stealing a $5 from Tree of Life & made to call my parents. I never ever did it again.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? A lemon, lime and bitters.

    How did your parents meet? They met out at a club, both quite drunk. They did know each other in passing though, because my Mum’s brother was my Dad’s best friend. They just never really paid attention to each other before.

    What’s your spirit animal? Hmm. I kind of want to say an Anatolian Shepard, the kind of dog that I want. But it’d probably more of a laid back lazy house cat.

    Name three things in your fridge? Cat food, white peach with passionfruit juice and cheese.

  58. What’s your name? Emma

    Where do you live? Brisbane, Australia

    Have you ever stolen something from a shop? Nope.

    If you could have one beverage in the world right this second, what would it be? Pimms & lemonade

    How did your parents meet? Local school teacher + local farmer/football player in tiny country town = love

    What’s your spirit animal? Sausage dog. Am obsessed.

    Name three things in your fridge? Avocado, broccoli, chicken spaghetti mince #lowcarbdiet

Leave a Reply