was in a really boring meeting a few weeks ago so I set my face to Yes Very Interesting Mode and then blissfully let my mind wander and for some reason it went to Honey Boo Boo where she’s talking about her Uncle Poodle and she goesΒ ‘It’s okay to be gay. Everybody’s a little gay!’.Β Then I thought thatΒ Honey Boo Boo seems like quite a rad little kid and if I was an 8 year old living in Georgia, I’d totallyΒ hang out at her house after school. I’d try on her tiaras and drink a metric fuck tonne of sugar. Then I decided my name would be Tootie Lexis Bon Bon and then this happened.
Seriously this meeting was BRUTAL. Don’t ever bore me. My brain goes all weird.
So what’s your child beauty pageant name? And what would your talent be?
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I love this! I quite like the sound of Santana Diamond Doll Baby but I won’t be rushing to change my name by deed poll anytime soon! I am sure my special talent would be eating doughnuts because I’m really good at that. Now I told you mine, won’t you tell me yours?!
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Cinnamon Heavenleigh Bubby! π
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Alaska Sapphire La La OH GOD maybe I should start using it as my pen name.
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You totally should, best pen name ever.
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Xiantelle Candy Frou Frou – took me ages because by the time I got to column 3, I’d forgotten what I’d chosen from column 1 and had to start all over again. Fun for Friday! x
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I swear I am not stupid – my ipad cut off heading (that’s my excuse). Now I am on laptop and see I am supposed to be Cinnamon Brandi Baby …mmm..
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HA! I’m even more stupid – the original version of this didn’t have Ys in it.
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Oh this is awesome!! I got (with my fancy hyphenated name!!) Kaylee Princess-Magenta Soda Pop.
I might start insisting folks call me that now……-
Oh I totally forgot about hyphen names! Good work.
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Essence Diamond Boo Bear…almost the nickname I call her which is Bunty Boo π My special talent would be eating fries / drinking tea / blogging / sleeping with my eyes open / jamming along to old Britney – ALL AT THE SAME TIME π
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Ha! Totally get it! What’s yours though?
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DOH!!! My first comment doesn’t really make sense because I’m sleeping with my eyes open…and I just realised you meant what is MY child pageant name and not what is my child’s pageant name…if you know what I mean…oh…never mind…
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Tootie Precious Love Bug XD
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Oh yours is awesome!
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This is BRILLIANT! Starlene is my new favourite name . . I really really want to be Xiantelle Starlene Sugar Plum, but I’m actually Nayeesha Ruby Bambi.
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Isn’t Starlene the BEST? It’s an actual pageant name too.
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Hahahaha my real name gives me Cinnamon Destine-Destiny Soda Pop! Brilliant.
With that name I think my talent is knowing exactly when to break out the cinnamon toast.
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Perfect talent. I’m a Cinnamon too!
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Alaska Magenta Angel …or A.M. Angel – ohmygod it works on so many levels! X
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This system has many layers. It’s VERY sophisticated. #not
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Hendrix Sapphire Love Bug – prety happy with that!
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Hendrix is an awesome name. Well done you. Or me… for writing it I guess. π
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awesome!
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Hilarious! You could create your own baby name book…
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Oh totally… What To Name Your Child When ‘Sarah’ isn’t Weird Enough
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Geenee Magenta Love Puppy… I can live with that.
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Very gender neutral right? π
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Cinnamon Sapphire Sugar Plum. Mostly it just sounds like a delicious cupcake.
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I’m a Cinnamon too!
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Rylan Sapphire Muffin!
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Oh my god I thought Rylan was hilarious because my brother’s name is Ryan and it was like the girl version.
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You need to start calling him Rylan immediately.
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London Precious Honey Bun !
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My dsughter name is jazlee her talent is ballet dancing & playing violin she was in a Wisconsin pageant back in 2018
