5 Ways To Get Other People’s Crap Out of Your House

5 Ways To Get Other People’s Crap Out of Your House
Carly Jacobs

f you’ve been following Smaggle for a while,  you’ll know that I value order in my life above pretty much everything else. There’s one thing though that seems to be the hardest to control – every few months I find myself drowning in other people’s stuff in my own home. Sometimes it’s my own fault because I’ll borrow a jumper from my mates place and wear it home but other times it’s totally their fault. Like when they stop by on their way home from the shops and they leave an umbrella, a hat and a few bags of long life milk in a bag on the floor. Then you don’t see them for a month and that’s a full month you’ve got this annoying bag of irritation just sitting near your front door, pissing you off every day as you walk past it.


As it’s a New Year, lets try to get all those rogue items back to their owners by the end of January. Here are a few ways you can get other people’s crap out of your house.

1. Do  a Facebook shout out

I’m forever finding books, CDs and DVDs in my house that I’m 100% sure don’t belong to me but I have no clue who they actually belong to. So I’ll take a photo of the item, post it to Facebook and tag anyone who might be a likely owner of the item. If no one claims it and I can’t find the owner, I donate it to charity. No biggie. Then if someone calls me crying in 5 years time because I never returned their DVD copy of Moulin Rouge, I’ll buy them another one. Hasn’t happened yet though. If someone claims it, I attach a post-it note to the item and put in my Returns Drawer. What’s a Return Drawer you ask? Read on, petal.

2. Create a Returns Drawer

I have a drawer in my house that is full of things to return to different people. Right now there’s about 3 jumpers, a couple of Tupperware containers, some books and about half of everything my best mate owns. I used to have a pile of crap sitting next to the door but it made me so angry I had to create the returns drawer so I didn’t have to keep looking at the pile. The beauty about the returns drawer is that it’s usually filled with stuff from people who you see all the time because they’re the ones that are most likely to have left their stuff at your house. If I’m meeting a friend that I see regularly, I check the draw for their stuff and take it with me. Easy peasy.

3. Imagine there’s an invisible shit-repeller that is attached to your door

Well meaning relatives and friends will often clear out their own cupboards and insist that the items they don’t want must immediately find a new forever home at your house. No matter how many times you refuse they will insist that you take the ‘perfectly good punch bowl’ and get some use out of it. My philosophy is that if I’ve refused an item three times and someone gives it to me anyway, I’ve earned the right to donate it on my way home. I have an invisible door shit repeller that doesn’t allow items like this to cross its path. For example 2 years worth of New Idea magazines that my friend’s mum palmed off on me? THOU SHALL NOT PASS! A super ugly, free-with-purchase vase that I tried to refuse as the pushy sales assistant shoved it into my bag? THOU SHALL NOT PASS! Treat items like this as the plague they are and remember the catch phrase… THOU SHALL NOT PASS!

4. Use your words and say no

I live in Fitzroy in Melbourne where space is scarce and the population is transient. I currently have about 6 boxes belonging to various friends in the storage cage of my apartment. This is not a problem at all, because I’m not looking at it. I don’t even know it’s there most of the time. However I have a friend whose OS boyfriend is storing boxes at his place IN HIS KITCHEN. They are stacked in the corner of the kitchen, driving him mental on a daily basis. Hells no. If you have space and you don’t mind, then fine. If you end up having to make a table out of someone elses boxes of crap, just so they’ll fit in your house, it’s time to say no my friend. N. O.

5. Be a very vocal minimalist 

I’ve been writing and podcasting for years about how much I hate presents (except for wine) and miraculously on my last birthday, I was only given wine. Be very, very vocal about how much you hate waste. It doesn’t make you sound like an asshole – it makes you sound very environmentally conscious.

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Is your house full of other people’s crap? How do you keep it under control?


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  1. Rebekah Jaunty 1 year ago

    Glad I’m not the only one. Of course, when you LIVE with someone it’s harder to escape their things….

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      Carly Jacobs 1 year ago

      Oh totally! I’m pretty lucky because my partner is pretty good at throwing things away but still somehow crap just adds up!

  2. Thea 1 year ago

    I have an “old timey” metal, insulated milk box on my front step. If friends leave behind something on a visit, I put it in there, send them a message and let them pop by and fetch it. If it’s something I’ve borrowed, I usually keep right in the trunk of my car, message when I’m nearby and leave it on their doorknob, but always make sure they’re home or on their way, so the item doesn’t wait in the rain. I’m the “crap” keeper and am really trying to “spark joy” by the big purge of 2017! Wish me luck!

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      Carly Jacobs 1 year ago

      Oh I love that! I recently say a pin that had an Ikea box shelf with donate, return and library boxes – such a great idea. Have fun with the purge – such a a great time of year to do it.

  3. Missy D 1 year ago

    This one is a big no for me – we’ve stored people’s stuff periodically because we have a whole under the house for storage (which also houses a lot of our stuff that doesn’t fit in the house), but we always put a time limit on anyone who needs ‘temporary’ storage. Otherwise, I didn’t generally have other people’s stuff.

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      Carly Jacobs 1 year ago

      I had a storage cage that was filled with other people’s stuff and I had to get rid of it. I just can’t have that stuff weighing me down. We entertain a bit and often end up with tupperware containers and things!


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