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Lady Smaggle guilty of Google smut.

Lady Smaggle guilty of Google smut.
Carly Jacobs

Remember how upset I was a few days ago when I discovered all the fanny addicts out there who have been Googling their filth and stumbling upon Smaggle? Well my friends here’s a list of some other choice phrases that will apparently lead you to the land of Smaggle…

Crush on tim curry why? – Um… Because he is awesome and talented. And preternaturally beautiful.

Big Ass 2008 – So big asses in 2007 just weren’t doing it for you?

Katie Price in stockings – We don’t like Katie Price. Please don’t Google her again.

Tampons with applicators in Australia – Good luck sweetie. We use normal tampons here thank you very much.

Doosh long cardigan – It’s douche. And it’s not a good idea to use a long cardigan for that sort of thing. Or a short one.

Scene where samantha is fat in sex in t – This scene doesn’t exist.

lady seduce boy – Why? What have you heard about me?

Can’t find spot for tampon – I can’t help you. Actually I don’t want to help you. Please go away.

Anne Hathaway Nipples –Anne Hathaway. Shmeh. It’s nothing personal she is just really boring. I imagine that her nipples are too.

Wee little bum – What exactly were you hoping to come across searching for this?

I clearly have to brush up on my language… and stop using the word ‘fanny’. Shit. I just did it again. I’m insatiable.

Love Lady Smaggle

xxx

 

21 Comments

  1. Lady Smaggle 16 years ago

    Nadist – Oh I see! What a silly and misleading name for a clothing company.

  2. Nadist 16 years ago

    Snort! Chortle!

    Doosh is a streetwear label. Thusly:
    http://www.fashionz.co.nz/doosh/

  3. princessnaea 16 years ago

    why would you google Anne Hathaway’s nipples? I mean, c’mon. Snore.

  4. Angry Face 16 years ago

    Maybe some people WANT to look at Anne Hathaway’s nips Na. Maybe they’re doing a comparitive study with Naomi Watts. Hmmmmm!

  5. Dr. Stumpy 16 years ago

    I concur, doosh should not be the name of a clothing label. Neither should dye-a-fram or IntraUrbanDressing

  6. Nadist 16 years ago

    Ummm . . I don’t think ‘douche’ is a word widely used in NZ. Doosh is a kind of onomatopoeic word. You know, the sound of impact. But I don’t think I really know what I’m talking about here . . .

  7. Azz 16 years ago

    I’ve googled Anne Hathaway’s nipples….

  8. Ivy 16 years ago

    lol, who are these people?

    the funniest keyword I have is ‘nipple’.

    I agree with mr.stumpy – doosh should never be a name for a clothing label…

  9. Sal 16 years ago

    Ah bless the Google. It brings us the crazies.

  10. Annie Spandex 16 years ago

    LOLOL… omg, that was hilarious…

    I do feel sorry for the perv who was looking for a “spandex girls party” on my site. I get a lot of those… hahah

  11. Emily 16 years ago

    Anne Hathaway – although I agree with you that she is absolutely boring – and one of those people that makes me want to punch them in the face as soon as soon as I see them, I just can’t imagine that she would have boring nipples. It’s like the theory of ugly, thin guys have fantastic penis’.

  12. Lady Smaggle 16 years ago

    Na – Tell me about it! Her face is enough to put me to sleep.

    Angry Face – No one’s nipples compare to Naomi Watts.

    Nadist – It is rather descriptive isn’t it? I’m pretty sure my friends and I are the only ones who use it regularly.

    Azz – You have not.

    Ivy – Oh don’t mind them. They’re the people that drink gin on the weekends. Oh and as Dr Stumpy has so plainly put it – it’s Doctor Stumpy not Mr Stumpy. As Dr Stumpy is both a doctor and a woman. 🙂

    Sal – They kind of freaking me out to be honest.

    Annie – Who knew I was so gross?

    Emily – Um…sorry? What do you mean about the penis? I think you lost me Anne’s interesting nipples.

    Grant – You work in a porn store? Cool.

    Dr Stumpy – Don’t worry love I got Ivy on the right now.

    Lauren – Oh I wrote an article about tampons and how stupid the American ones are. I…um… don’t what you’re talking about with the lady seduce boy thing. Seriously. He was eighteen I swear!

  13. Grant 16 years ago

    I think the best of these are ‘Lady seduce boy’ and ‘Crush on Tim Curry why?’

    This post made me laugh so loudly I shocked my co-workers, who were all busy on the phone with customers. The funny thing is I work at a porn store and these are very like the random emails we get from people with very specific fetishes. Well, searches 3, 7 and 9 are.

  14. Dr. Stumpy 16 years ago

    I did not go to 4 years of evil graduate school to be called MR EVIL

    Dr. Stumpy

  15. Lauren 16 years ago

    This is hilarious. I don’t understand why there is so much stuff about tampons!!! I must have missed all of that. The best are the lady seduce boy (lolz) & doosh long cardigan!

  16. Lady Smaggle 16 years ago

    Joy – Oh I know! I totally hate it when people steal my ideas but the searches were too funny not to share! I love Daddy Likely!

  17. Jot 16 years ago

    hahaha this post cracked me up! it reminded me of daddylikey.com’s responses to her google searches!

  18. Joy 16 years ago

    damn typo, i’m JOY, not jot!

  19. Hailey 16 years ago

    Lol!!

  20. Josephine 16 years ago

    i have a question. how is it exactly that you know what people have googled that led them to here?

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