* Doing weights at the gym without adjusting the intensity to allow for the fact that you’ve done sweet F.A for three weeks. I have been walking around like I have had the shag from hell all weekend.
* Putting off doing your washing. Especially your gym clothes. Because if you don’t, cockroaches come along and live in them. True story.
* Doing number 2’s in public toilets. Especially of you’ve had curry. Extra especially if it was Vindaloo. It’s not nice for the next person to use the toilet. Meaning me.
* Getting too excited about the warm weather. Mother Nature is a vindictive bitch. Yesterday I was sweltering in a summer dress. Today I am freezing in a cardigan. My life sucks.
Love Lady Smaggle xxx